Sam Potts

@sampotts.bsky.social

[Wife goes to put a record on the turntable] Me: Are you playing Ravel's Bolero? Her: No, I'm playing Beethoven's Bolero. Me: [will spend the next few hours trying to imagine what it would sound like.]

Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.

Isn't it weird that this week a currently sitting president had to pay a woman MILLIONS of dollars for *raping* (and defaming) her—and the media has forgotten all about it? There was a time that this would have been the ONLY story—until the rapist was driving from office.

If I were reffing this match, I'd give a card for every yellow-able foul right away. Let all eleven for both sides play with a yellow, the game will settle down quick. Not calling these fouls is also a form of officiating interference but it allows bullshit play to go on.