Sanzini
@sanzini.bsky.social
Music and movies, books and sports, whiskey and beer, comedy and the golden rule. I aspire to quotidian munificence. 📍 Frederick, MD
@youremceekayvee.bsky.social I would absolutely love to be shrunken down to microscopic size and roam around inside your head for a few days.
An ex who loved Harry Potter but managed to fuck things up with me, I call her Alo-no-more-a.
🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪@youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 5h agoAn ex who loved Harry Potter but managed to fuck things up with me, I call him Fumbledore
I am both the silliest goose and the horniest toad. Choose your fighter.
The cute bartender just offered me another beer. She’s trying to get me drunk so she can take advantage of me. Probably.
As soon as these eye bags go away in about 15 years ago, it’s over for you MFers.
FDR: healed the great depression JFK: dared to touch the moon LBJ: spanish for blowjob
