first in my bloodline to have the words “I been getting dirty money, Trent Dilfer” run through my internal monologue
Sara Cannon
@saracannon.bsky.social
Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist
Man approaches me on the dance floor: “I see you’re looking at my friend” Me: “I wasn’t, I was watching o brother where art thou” [I genuinely was, there was a tv on above the bar]
Inspecting the coffee cup of suspicion and distrust on week 0
Doing my work’s fantasy league draft is how I found out Geno Smith is still in the league
Surely having a “retro vibe” Celsius at 3:07 pm on a Saturday that is the hottest day of the year so far will yield positive results and good health for me
This is true for a lot of things I fear
John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2w agoI tell people all the time that I got lucky with my career and it annoys a lot of them. "No, but you're good," they will say, and I will say, yes, I am good, and also here are all these people who write as well as I do but did not get the same break, so being good isn't the issue, being lucky is.
I tell people all the time that I got lucky with my career and it annoys a lot of them. "No, but you're good," they will say, and I will say, yes, I am good, and also here are all these people who write as well as I do but did not get the same break, so being good isn't the issue, being lucky is.
John Wiswell@wiswell.bsky.social · 2w agoI am 90% sure my career wouldn't have happened if a couple people hadn't retweeted one of my stories the exact minute they did. You work your hardest, but it's not in your hands. It breaks a lot of people.
my ass is not learning java so i can draft emails en masse based on a spreadsheet, but the little ghost in my computer can write me a script to do it in like 15 minutes
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller apparently took a lil nap yesterday
I am accepting DMs from suitors but only very specifically ones like this
They are showing a sport at the bar that is called the pillow fight championship
found him on Instagram and he is super cool and like an alt musician guitarist guy. Hey chief how do you like normie girls who embarrassingly really liked Gracie Abram’s new album and have opinions about what Sark needs to do to get Texas’s offense good again.
Sara Cannon@saracannon.bsky.social · 4w agoMy bartender crush showed up before the bar closed and sat right behind me on an empty patio. We both just continued reading and didn’t speak. Continuing to move in ways you can’t even fathom.
My bartender crush showed up before the bar closed and sat right behind me on an empty patio. We both just continued reading and didn’t speak. Continuing to move in ways you can’t even fathom.
I had a dream last night I went on hot ones and I made it all the way to the end unbothered and clearing the wings
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
Since it’s August now it’s officially not too late for me to begin doing this dating strategy I read about in a terrible romance book where the protagonist took one new guy to every Chicago Bears home game
he looks like John turturro in o brother where art thou
Jessica Smetana@jessicasmetana.bsky.social · last mo.I can’t look away
woman in a male dominated field (letting the boys plan the fall tailgate, will probably show up too late to help much but carrying a bag of ice)
