they’re calling it the most normal 59 yard touchdown drive in league
designed by the agency that did all the ads at the D awards in the season 1 finale of detroiters
Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 2d agogrotesque
shotgunning a beer in line to get into a taylor swift concert in 2028 so I can post a pic and caption it “fully loaded for Cleveland!” and get one like
bartender guessing as to why his girlfriend is not sophisticated enough to enjoy shakespeare: “she’s from new jersey”
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
Pregame Empire@pregameempire.bsky.social · 2w agolol, lmao
so I think my mental health will be just fine if the bills can win a football game every four days for the rest of my life
pegula said the coaching staff wanted to draft keon and joe brady said “yeah it was me bitch”
Check the replay assist, bro. Those footsteps r when I was carrying u
"Ruling on the field is that the runner fell on his own and got up." Something we can all learn from 🙏
the first touchdown of the new stadium goes tooooooooo JOSH ALLEN
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social · 2w agoi dont understand what winning ai means and why i should be scared of not winning ai
wow it appears him saying there are only two sexes did not stop republicans from using transphobia to harass him. who could have seen this coming. who could have known
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2w agoi've seen this ad three times already today
frankly she should run as fast as she can to the middle of nowhere
jourdain searles@judysquirrels.bsky.social · 2w agodon’t want to hear from pink ever again tbh
