David Sarin
@sarinwrapped.bsky.social
Outsider artist, manic 40K enthusiast, caffeine-fueled flesh machine, horrible bastard extraordinaire | https://ko-fi.com/sarinwrapped if you're nasty
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Watched Obsession with the wife Me to her during the end credits: Well! That was an excellent movie, and now we never have to watch it again
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, when the evil robots peeled their faces off for the first time Spooked my brother and me so bad, our family had to leave the theater
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
RIP Marjoe Gortner, Starcrash wouldn't have been the same glorious pile of pure sci-fi cheese without you
1. RIP Tim Curry, honorary Muppet 2. Indy's a better horror actor than some humans I've watched 3. Have we mentioned it's ***THE 70S***/Finally, a sport MORE violent than hockey 4. Laughs at and pisses all over the mere idea of the Bechdel Test #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
The Crow technically has not just one zombie, but a whole band of Xian zombie vampires
Name a film with a Zombie/Vampire/Werewolf.
Fucking political spam texts got a lot of nerve trying to guilt-trip me into sending them money Get back to me when I'm not wondering if I'll be subsisting on the Thin White Duke diet (bell peppers and milk) in a week
When you hear some insipid song that includes the line "everybody loves the sunshine" in the chorus, but you live in Texas, wear mostly black, and are fighting skin cancer
Much as I love Robert Eggers' filmography so far, we really don't need yet ANOTHER take on Romeo and Juliet since the greatest adaptation of all time was already released back in 1996
Teaching Neuromancer this semester, and I'm proud to say that a CS undergrad in my class invented this joke independently
Meanwhile memory chips are increasing in price so fast that by the time Neuromancer comes out this fall you will *actually* be able to get killed in Chiba City for 3 MB of hot RAM.
Not now, babe. I gotta tell people how much things are in Bison dollars.
More...Please...
1. Wasn't expecting the part that Combichrist sampled about 20 yrs ago 2. Another tiresome slog where most of the cast are bastards 3. Excellent documentary, would watch again 4. A 1 1/2-hr commercial for The Ramones #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
I didn't really need ANOTHER reason to hate that movie, but here we are
For no reason, fun fact: Ed Sheeran played two cameos in The Rise of Skywalker (2019). One is a First Order stormtrooper, the other a Resistance fighter battling on Exegol. Both sides.
Dig if you will, THIS picture I've been sitting on this wonderful and terrible idea for a Daemon Prince conversion for over a year and I'm excited to finally throw it all together
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source.
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source.
RIP Mike McFarland Crazy to think that there's a very real chance that I threw down on the dance floor at the goth club with the voice of Master Roshi himself on at least one occasion, if not several. He will be missed
Master Roshi Dancing on the Beach
ALT: Master Roshi Dancing on the Beach
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Posting this on this warm and sunny September 10th morning for absolutely no reason whatsoever youtu.be/-dj6udCPF5M?...
In the Neck
YouTube video by Revolting Cocks - Topic
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Make a movie scarier: The Unzipped Fly
Make a movie scarier: PTA Event Horizon
While I'm glad I've been successfully resisting going native, apparently I should move to Maine and star in a Stephen King story
I've.... been in this state too long, but affirmed I haven't completely lost my roots