The generation that wants you to know they drank out of a hose is terrified of needles

QuoProQuid@quoproquid.bsky.social · 4h ago

i personally think polymarket and all companies like it should be regulated out of existence and their assets seized by the state

leafy greens doesn't really affect me, but don't take away my chile peppers

St. Louis Public Radio@stlpublicradio.bsky.social · 5h ago

Missouri and Illinois are once again part of a widespread food recall, this time involving jalapeños. Here's a list of grocery stores affected:

the two genders

I assume the film is supposed to be a commentary on how bad the dating apps are, but the trailer just seemed so slimy.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 3d ago

‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ director Will Gluck says they cut out “so much nudity” from the film because he thinks audiences dislike sex on screen. “Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.” (Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)

Funny detail about this Sunday's gospel: they were on the NE side of the sea of Galilee, headed to the NW side of the sea. The sea is only a few miles across east to west anyways, they had no reason to go a few miles offshore when they just needed to skirt the coast. Unless they wanted to go fishing

oh my god you guys the republicans might try saying their opponents are communists, a thing they haven't done since every day of my adult life

Karen Geier@karengeier.com · 3d ago

i'm willing to work with cocky if it comes with smart

laura olin@lauraolin.bsky.social · 4d ago

Abdul El-Sayed on capitalism: “I’m capitalist who just knows about capitalism. I have a bad habit of reading, I’m so sorry.”

"pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 4d ago

"DraftKings Network" beyond parody

Keep thinking about religion in The odyssey. Agamemnon offers a sacrifice to the gods that is offensive to both divine and human virtue. The Trojan war is in response to an offense against hospitality (stealing your host's wife), and it is won by the greatest offense against hospitality

The muse sure did sing

As bad as people in Houston drive on the highways, they are somehow worse on the streets

This guy never served. He faked an injury to avoid the draft. None of his children have served. He called those who did serve their country "suckers and losers." He skipped the centenary memorial for servicemen who died in WWI because it was drizzling. This is more than usually repellent.

If AIPAC's commitment to arming a rogue state isn't enough for you, I cannot emphasize enough that this organization is just a slush fund for GOP donors to influence Dem races. Their donor base is mostly conservatives who want Republicans to win.

Andrew Solender@andrewsolender.bsky.social · 5d ago

AIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."

El-Sayed: "Once a government agency like ICE is told it has impunity to do the worst things and violate the highest law of the land, which is the Constitution itself, I don't think you can reform or retrain. I think we need to start from scratch ... I think we need to abolish it."

El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"

Good homiletical point by curate for the memorial of Oswald: We often pray for missions and missionaries, but we should also offer concerted prayers for the firstfruits of their work: the first Christians in a non-Christian community/culture who feel a natural draw back to their non-Christian roots.

Implying that a joint act of congress is illegitimate should be grounds for impeachment

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago

BLUMENTHAL: Judge Cook, who won the 2020 election? COOK: A joint session of Congress certified Joe Biden BLUMENTHAL: How many times have you rehearsed that answer with the White House? Who won the popular vote? COOK: So if you look at each state, the governor-- B: So you're unwilling to answer

I think liberals could basically eat 20% of MAHA by just pretending that the common sense universal position "junk food is bad" is a novel alternative to their obsession with making healthy versions of junk food

You actually don't have to do the "well, you know, I disagree with MAHA but they're right that there are real problems with The System" thing. That's a concession you absolutely do not have to make.

The funniest thing about locking your door is I can just kick it down. This says a lot about the practice of locking your doors and nothing about me as a person.

i love this website

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

When you get AI to help generate your family tree

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 7d ago

Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing

Putting this outside the confessional like better call Saul

Guy with a Deadpool avatar annoying in my replies? Yes, that's a block

So funny to combine glorification of the Confederacy with the worship of winning

That's cool I'm just gonna play balatro until I have I can play it in my head like a chess grandmaster

Jay Castello 🌻@jaymcastello.bsky.social · last wk.

something horrifying has come to me in a vision

I had someone call the parish during covid asking if I could write them a letter exempting them from the vaccine. In a moment of wisdom, I asked what their religious/moral objection was. "I don't put things in my body that I don't know is in them." OK, that's not my concern

Chris Womack@hollowoak.bsky.social · last wk.

How would this even work? "I want a religious exemption from this vaccine requirement." "Nope, sorry, that's literally dogmatically incorrect and we'll be glad to teach you why, here, at the religious school for the religion you're attempting to use as grounds for an exemption"

Seitan is also straight gluten, which means two things: it's bad for people with gluten intolerance, and it's a shit quality protein for those without gluten intolerance.

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò@olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I hear there was a "war on protein"? yeah, well, seitan won it and must be greeted as a liberator

By Chris Faltis. My only problem with this piece is the inaccuracy of the ice agent being so labeled