Been on a call for 3 fuckin’ hours! Y’all I’m finna lose it

Like idk. There’s just somethin’’bout a man stepping the fuck up for you in other ways than just sexually. He ain’t gettin’ mad at you for fuckin’ other dudes and you ain’t in yuh feelin’s with him dicking down other females ‘cause you both just genuinely enjoy each other’s company 🤷🏻‍♀️

When he knows you’ve been having a hellacious time work wise and volunteers to come over and grill steaks 😩😩

There's magic in art

There’s a calming effect that comes with just being a good person 🌺🌷🌻

Fuckin’ Wednesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻 Today’s mood:

I’m glad I’m your booty call, but can we make this for like 7PM?! That leaves me enough time to come back home, shower, brush my teefies and climb into bed before Golden Girls starts at 9

I think I want whiskey

After I logged off yesterday, I ran a chainsaw for a few hours cutting up a tree that fell in my yard. I started redoing my bathroom last week and today when I logged off decided to paint. Y’all. My ass is DRAGGING🫩😮‍💨

World: off Music:

people who naturally clean up after themselves consistently deserve head

“Have you had water today?” I haven’t eaten since 7AM yesterday. You really think I’m drinking water?!?

Annoyed Whatever

ALT: Annoyed Whatever

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💯💯

If you got a problem with me, talk to me. But since you feelin’ all suby, get on yo fuckin’ knees and look up at me while you eat my pussy, bitch💋

Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

I’m craving red beans and rice

Many have consumed me, few have actually touched me. I suppose it’s my fault, to an extent. You can’t put someone who’s starving in a garden, then blame them when the garden is destroyed.

Everyone will congratulate you, but very few will genuinely support you🤙🏻

Fuckin’ glorious 😌

Lizzlepants 🐒@lizzlepants.bsky.social · 2d ago

the smell of that first pot of coffee in the morning tho

the smell of that first pot of coffee in the morning tho

May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻 May we all wake to something good in the morning✨

Nothing like an hour and a half long phone call with you both laughing until your stomach hurts to get you ready for bed🥰

Have and BE a lover.

I was probably stoned for raging against the patriarchy in a previous life. Happy to see in this life I have alchemized that into: stoner still raging against the patriarchy

Drunk texts are the foundation of flattery

I wouldn't say I'm straight, 'cause I'm bent out of shape

i can’t stand a “woe is me” person. go bother someone else with that attention seeking shit

And I’m like 99% of these plays. This came out at THEE PERFECT time🥰😌

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2d ago

“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley spends a 16th week at #1 on the Hot 100.

💯💯💯💯💯 And go back to the same weak ho who tolerates it that they talked SO MUCH shit about 💀💀💀