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Bee activist, Caps Fan, semi-competent immigration lawyer (removal defense). SKEETS ARE NOT LEGAL ADVICE Letterboxd for movie takes: https://boxd.it/2Ere9

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Rob Wesley@eastwes.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Hahaha, Kermit, that's hilarious, that really is. But have you seen The Odyssey yet? You really should. Take the whole gang, take Pig, take Bear. If you can see it in IMAX 70mm, you should, but anyway you see it, it's a great time at the theater."

Tom Cruise doing one of those Tom Cruise laughs while talking to his close personal friend, Kermit the Frog, at the World Cup.
ian@ahandleforian.bsky.social · last mo.

I can’t stand Bosnia and Herzegovina. Have you ever noticed how it’s all like “Ooh look at me I’m Bosnia and Herzegovina. I’m 19722 square miles and my key exports are insulated wire and automotive parts! I have an average annual rainfall of 40 to 50 inches!” Sick of it honestly.

Leif Malone@thetroops.fightins.online · 2mo ago

Uruguay’s shade of blue is lighter than their flag. In 1910, River Plate of Montevideo won an important game over an Argentine side and did so in their light blue change kit. The National side adopted light blue as a tribute and beat Argentina soundly. Light blue stuck.

Uruguay’s home shirt for the 2013 Confederations Cup. It’s light blue with white trim at the sleeves and neck and fake laces just below the neck that are meant to make it look old fashioned. It’s made by Puma and has the Uruguay crest on the left breast. Top-tier shirt.
I-589 Enthusiast@scaslow.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I thought for an embarrassingly long time about the question “who is the coolest millennial, are there even any cool millennials?” Before I realized: It’s Michael B. Jordan and I’m an idiot

Michael Clemens@mclem.org · 4mo ago

The United States effectively no longer has an asylum system. Our asylum system was created by our Congress, under the rule of law, and it is the duty of the Executive Branch to administer that system. It has instead disemboweled the system so that it no longer grants asylum.

Adam Isacson@adamisacson.com · 4mo ago

Hey, has anyone visited TRAC Immigration and looked up asylum denial rates in US immigration courts? October 2000-January 2025: 56% of cases denied February-November 2025: 75% denied December 2025: 84% January 2026: 91% February 2026: 95% tracreports.org/phptools/imm...

Jan-15 45.4% Feb-15 52.4% Mar-15 51.0% Apr-15 49.8% May-15 48.0% Jun-15 47.6% Jul-15 49.5% Aug-15 54.8% Sep-15 53.1% Oct-15 52.1% Nov-15 52.8% Dec-15 53.3% Jan-16 57.2% Feb-16 58.3% Mar-16 56.7% Apr-16 54.2% May-16 55.3% Jun-16 51.9% Jul-16 56.9% Aug-16 56.6% Sep-16 50.3% Oct-16 56.2% Nov-16 55.6% Dec-16 55.1% Jan-17 56.3% Feb-17 59.4% Mar-17 60.3% Apr-17 59.4% May-17 59.9% Jun-17 61.7% Jul-17 65.9% Aug-17 64.2% Sep-17 63.0% Oct-17 63.5% Nov-17 62.3% Dec-17 63.7% Jan-18 62.0% Feb-18 64.5% Mar-18 64.5% Apr-18 61.8% May-18 64.6% Jun-18 66.9% Jul-18 68.6% Aug-18 67.6% Sep-18 68.0% Oct-18 68.5% Nov-18 66.5% Dec-18 67.7% Jan-19 74.1% Feb-19 68.1% Mar-19 69.8% Apr-19 68.4% May-19 65.1% Jun-19 66.0% Jul-19 65.7% Aug-19 68.3% Sep-19 68.5% Oct-19 69.5% Nov-19 67.7% Dec-19 67.0% Jan-20 69.5% Feb-20 70.7% Mar-20 69.3% Apr-20 61.0% May-20 63.7% Jun-20 66.3% Jul-20 59.7% Aug-20 55.7% Sep-20 63.6% Oct-20 63.0% Nov-20 64.9% Dec-20 65.4% Jan-21 62.9% Feb-21 56.7% Mar-21 56.4% Apr-21 58.7% May-21 61.4% Jun-21 55.3% Jul-21 43.7% Aug-21 45.8% Sep-21 47.2% Oct-21 49.3% Nov-21 44.4% Dec-21 44.4% Jan-22 46.7% Feb-22 51.7% Mar-22 49.7% Apr-22 43.8% May-22 41.2% Jun-22 45.8% Jul-22 52.7% Aug-22 55.5% Sep-22 54.0% Oct-22 52.7% Nov-22 50.6% Dec-22 46.8% Jan-23 47.1% Feb-23 49.8% Mar-23 47.8% Apr-23 49.7% May-23 45.8% Jun-23 45.6% Jul-23 45.2% Aug-23 43.4% Sep-23 42.9% Oct-23 44.2% Nov-23 45.5% Dec-23 46.5% Jan-24 47.9% Feb-24 46.4% Mar-24 47.5% Apr-24 49.3% May-24 50.8% Jun-24 50.8% Jul-24 52.1% Aug-24 56.6% Sep-24 59.2% Oct-24 59.1% Nov-24 62.0% Dec-24 60.3% Jan-25 64.1% Feb-25 71.2% Mar-25 73.0% Apr-25 75.1% May-25 75.4% Jun-25 72.0% Jul-25 73.9% Aug-25 74.8% Sep-25 78.3% Oct-25 78.8% Nov-25 78.2% Dec-25 84.4% Jan-26 90.5% Feb-26 94.7%
Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 3y ago

MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it

Korean MLB advertising with slogan “it’s big ball chunky time”