Christopher Owens

@scavamungus.bsky.social

History, economics, electronics. Test automation grayhair. Manufacturing and software Quality. Robot quality engineer If you speak Shewhart and ROS hmu Greater Houston area

child: draw a snake me: ok child: draw the snake’s hands me: snakes don’t have hands child: ḑ̸̨̧͚̟̭͖̺̺̖̣̊̋̀͑̉͜r̴̖̜̦̮̺̫̯̺̞͇̦͖̝͍͖̥̊̿͜ͅã̴̡̢̪̤͎̰̤̼̤͍̫͓̬̙̫͈͒̒̃̃̉̍̽̔̈́́͛͑͊͜ͅͅw̷̨̛͖̲̻̤̳̭̖̝͓͎̎̎̀̏͗́͘͜͠ ̵̡͍͍̹͚̦̜̳̤̻̙̼͈̽͘t̶̠̝̜̿̀̀͋͒͋̿̆͂̉̇́͆̐̉̏͑̚͝ḧ̶̨̢̢̧̨̧̛̥̱̣̺͓̦̤̹̼̗͈̻̓̿́͋̌͘͝e̵̬̤͚͓͕̹͙̅͐̅̉͛̍̚͘ͅ ̶̲̘̼̣̞͇̪̫͖̪͛̓͑͆̍́̓̕͜ṣ̸̑̔̈́̈́͑̎͋̈̈́̈̇̚͝ń̷̡̹̟͓̮̝͉͍̹̟̹̩̥̜̦a̶̢̧̨̮̺̳͉̦͗͗̔͂̔̎͐͂̃̔͊̀̉̓̄k̷̨̭͇͖̠̯̝̪͈͚̭̳̤͕̯͓̅̍̈́̅͂̇͑͝ͅe̴̜͆̽̋̆̈́̀͌̐̉̔̆̀’̵̭̳̪̦̰̳͉͓̗̗̪̼̲̻͕̩̮̓̈́̀̓̓͝ͅs̵͙͇̯̱̀ ̵̯̱̘͚̟̥̥̍̚͜͝ȟ̵̥̠͍͕̻̘̘̞͉̂̿̇̿a̴̡̧̙͈̱͍̩̯̝̺͔͓͚͔͈͍͌̽͂̑ͅn̴̛͓̬̩̬̘̟̪̟̰̘̘̞̯̆̇̆̅̔͝ͅd̵̢̡̛͓̬̲̼͍͗͗̂̅̋́͒͒̄̃̆̆̂͂̚͘͘ŝ̵͇͖̞̺̻͚̬͈̥͉ͅ

Heavy bomber drones delivered the kamikaze robots, while air defense and electronic warfare systems suppressed Russian drones. "Wars are won by infantry, but we protect our infantrymen, so robots go to the enemy first" - 3rd Army Corps.

Imagine having all the information in the world literally at your fingertips and instead of asking "I wonder why this is so; I'll spend a few minutes looking it up and learn something" you say "NO. I PREFER BEING TOLD LIES THAT TERRIFY ME."

my wife sent me this pic from costco and I briefly lost my mind until she clarified that $15 is for four packs that size, which are glued together in a stack Inflation is bad enough without scaring me!

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Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.

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How I can tell I'm not a "centrist": Having the Democrats NOT criminally prosecute a LOT of people from the Trump admin would be one of the most feckless and despicable rug-pulls in US political history. Fundamentally a warm embrace of his lawlessness and contempt for the American people.

Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.

Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.