Cops are great. 🤬 (Stealing the phrase from @gregdoucette.bsky.social)

Omaha police unveil shock gloves for school resource officers

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Today I log off after 7+ years at Microsoft, honored and privileged to have worked with some truly amazing people. 🧡💚💙💛 I join Kiewit on August 17, and Clippy will accompany me to my new workspace. 📎 I’m excited for the next stop on my career journey and appreciate everyone who’s been part of it!

I take back all the bad things I’ve ever said about Comic Sans. Use all the Comic Sans you want. Just please STOP 👏 USING 👏 AI 👏 TO 👏 MAKE 👏 FLYERS*

As part of Meta’s Muse Image model rollout, Instagram users with public accounts need to opt out to block AI generations of their content. www.wired.com/story/meta-n...

Meta Now Lets Anyone Use Your Instagram Photos in AI Images—Unless You Opt Out

As part of Meta’s Muse Image model rollout, Instagram users with public accounts need to opt out to block AI generations of their content.

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I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

✨hauntedtoasters✨@hauntedtoasters.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I am tech support to the bone and do not like to mystify computer stuff but I genuinely believe in my heart of hearts that printers have demons in them. There is literally no other explanation.

If the meeting is scheduled for 8:05, do not start it at 7:58. I will not be party to your 7 minutes of awkward silence and/or mindless chit-chat. #RespectTheCalendar #ThankYouForComingToMyTEDTalk

Today on nerdy YouTube… 🤓

Remember SCANTRON? How did that work?

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Happy Friday! Wordle 1,833 2/6 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Paging @kclemson.bsky.social - It’s not a license plate, but it’s plate-adjacent 🤣

tbabb@tbabb.bsky.social · 3mo ago

spotted in berkeley

Our statement on the UK gov't's demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the UK be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification & content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/20...

Y’all, this is absolutely wild… in the worst possible ways 😡

The White House is ordering agencies to place its new app on all employees’ government phones

The newly created, often overtly political app places the Trump administration into unprecedented and “dangerous” territory, IT experts say.

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I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you

Old man rant: If I’m still required to have physical proof of insurance for my car, the company I’m paying over $1200/year should have to give me physical cards. I should not have to do an arts & crafts project to print and cut them out.

This makes my inner 90s kid so happy! weather.com/retro

This is not the kind of rollercoaster I like

James Talarico: I frankly am tired of the "thoughts and prayers" rhetoric from our leaders here in Texas and in our nation's capital. I believe in the power of prayer. But there is something profoundly cynical about asking God to solve a problem that we're not willing to solve ourselves.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

Every word of this: “Why Have You Started This War, Mr. President? www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/o...

Opinion | Why Have You Started This War, Mr. President?

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Grifty moves by a grifty man: Elon Musk’s Secret Web of Companies in Texas www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/t...

Elon Musk’s Secret Web of Companies in Texas

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If the meeting is scheduled for 10:35, please don’t join at 10:30 and kick off the “meeting started” popup. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

People keep talking about if Bluesky is “relevant” or if it has reach or whatever, I don’t care I’m here to have fun, do what u want

I turned this off today. Interested to see how/if it changes my feed… 🤔

Æ.@aesthr.com · 6mo ago

If you want to see posts from cool people on here, go to @moderation.bsky.app and turn off this label

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

First World Problem: Since Southwest changed from open seating to assigned seats, no need to set an alarm for 24 hours before to check in, right? Not exactly. Now it’s 48 hours to pick an extra leg room seat, if available, for free (cardholder & A-List perk). Gee, thanks for making that better. 😔

I’m irrationally upset about one of the words in today’s puzzle 🤪 Strands #702 “On key” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵

My mom is the only reason I’m on The View. She’s a fighter — she showed me how to stand up to the bullies. That's what I've done in the Texas Legislature, and that's exactly what I’ll do in the U.S. Senate.

So lemme get this straight: an elected official can do cool stuff for their constituents while being genuinely excited to tell them about it?! Sign 👏 me 👏 up 👏 More of this please!

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 7mo ago

It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.

Is it just me, or are the Sunday Scaries even scarier when you just got home from one trip and only have 8 working days before the next one? 🛫

A statement from the family of Alex Pretti.

These guys are so clearly terrified. Spooked by their own wrongdoing. Alarmed that it’s all being recorded and disseminated before they can rewrite the story. Each bystander has a billion eyes, a billion ears. This is not what they signed up for. The recruitment propaganda promised glory, power, and