Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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linktr.ee/ineednewhobbies Hanging out in my living room on the Internet. Please be (un)cool enough to hang out here. Follows-only unless I feel like it. If you're not into pro wrestling, mute this: 🤼♂ they/them
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Anyone want to buy a lot of: Atari 2600 cartridges, Heroclix, and/or trading cards? (Probably other stuff, too, but we'll start with those.)
NF2 Today: Day of the Dead 08/05/2026, 10:29 AM - 12:10 PM Assault on Precinct 13 08/05/2026, 12:10 PM - 01:40 PM Nightbreed 08/05/2026, 01:40 PM - 03:41 PM The Exorcist III 08/05/2026, 03:41 PM - 05:31 PM Judgment Night 08/05/2026, 05:31 PM - 07:21 PM Russ Meyer's Up 08/05/2026, 07:21 PM - 08:41 PM
Hey, folks. There's a @gofundme.com set up for artist Andy Fish, who is going through a very tough fight with two forms of cancer. He and his wife, cartoonist Veronica Fish (my Blackwood series cohorts) could use some help during this very tough time. I'm donating, hope you can. tinyurl.com/4wa86a6c
Donate to Help Andy Fish’s Fight Against Two Cancers, organized by Gina Gabianelli
Help Andy’s Fight Against Two Cancers Meet my cousin Andy Fish, father … Gina Gabianelli needs your support for Help Andy Fish’s Fight Against Two Cancers
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Not going to contribute to the problem by using the words here, but I love the smell of immediately having to mute words in the mornin'. Only I don't.
RIP Dory Funk Jr. It would be hard to go out of wrestling a cooler motherfucker than “83 year old man in an explosion deathmatch.” (From 2024) youtu.be/Xryrg55WOZg?...
Dory Funk Jr and Osamu Nishamara vs Atsushi Ontia and Rajin Yaguchi Double Hell Explosion Match FMW
YouTube video by Mr Aoyama Kendrick
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Aw, shit, Dory Funk, Jr. died? We lost another giant, citizens. 🤼
Got street harassed for wearing a mask today in the parking lot of a fucking doctor's office by a white lady walking her dog. Dog barked because it was excited about a person, and she volunteers "it must be because of the mask". I replied "It's OK, I feel the same way about people without masks."
I'm totally submitting my PSA test result numbers to Twin Galaxies.
Thoughts: Tag tournament should start after World's End, end at Revolution Owen Hart Cup should start after Revolution, end at Double or Nothing Women's C2 should start after All Out, end at Full Gear Men's C2 should start after Full Gear, end at World's End 🤼
I haven't worn my "CHEER UP, JUAN URIBE" shirt in a while, and it feels like a moral failing.
Road Dogg's going to end up being the next U.S. President, mark my words. 🤼
New Criterion 24/7 film starting now... Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe! 📽️
We got Godzilla and Creature from the Black Lagoon in the same year, citizens. 📽️
Not for nothin', but of the ones I've seen, anyway, I think the Godzilla movie that conveys the fullest range of emotions out of any of them is still the first. I'm gonna try and fit in a bunch of re-watches/first time watches soon, so I'll let you know if this changes.
Damn it, I need some ramen, but Godzilla's fuckin' up some buildings.
I just figured out that part of why I love Godzilla is that I find the knack for righteous property damage aspirational.
Checked Criterion 24/7. Godzilla (1954). Twist my arm. 📽️
Happened upon this story today while looking at Wikipedia's "Deaths in (year)" list, as I do. There could've been any number of circumstances, of course, but pro bowlers dying of heart attacks at 32 is like some 1974 shit. Back in The Before Times, not so much. Love and strength to Jakob's people.
Jakob Butturff Dies at 32
Jakob Butturff Dies at 32
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Kinda hilarious to build the main event of one of your biggest pay-per-views of the year around someone who isn't there without them either being dead or The Invisible Man. 🤼
Late Night Boom Box Person has Metallica's "One" on again. They're like a piece of meat that just keeps on living!
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I know this writer's having an all-timer bad day, but they're not helping their case by being defensive about it. Sometimes you make a bad post, and people let you know about it. You take the lumps and move onto the next thing, without telling them that they were meaner to you than the fascists. 🤼
Hottest of All Takes: Meltzer and Alvarez should hire Maya World and Hyan to replace that one writer. 🤼
If I'm the proprietor of a certain professional wrestling company, I announce a surprise drop of like 16 hours of Dark/Elevation/ROH outtakes timed right at the beginning of the other company's show on the YouTube channel, just because I can. 🤼
