Scott Steensma

@scottsteensma.bsky.social

Librarian, writer, son of a cat-fancier. Published in Analog, Aurealis, ASM, Etherea, The Australian, The Age and elsewhere. Shortlisted for the Aurealis 2022 and 2025 science fiction short story awards. You can find me at stainlesssteelcat.com

This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10 (IG: real_marinertheseapuppy)

My Top Five Favourite Subgenres 1) Cyberpunk 2) Grimdark Fantasy 3) Hardboiled Crime 4) Students booing boomers who praise AI during commencement speeches 5) Time Travel

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.

...you know, if I'd realised this would be my most popular ever skeet, I'd have put on a book link or something. "While you allot 20% of your attention to getting through the pointless guff in the video you don't want to watch, why not read a gay historical romance?"

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.