You should be able to send Steve Kornacki snacks and medicine like capital city sponsors in The Hunger Games
Once again it is time for a tradition unlike any other in my household: Where the Fuck Is My Wallet
Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
bf took me to You Can See Everything and I’m obsessed, billy should be in jail
scotty@scottytalks.bsky.social · 2w agobf can’t go to You Can See Everything until next weekend BUT he has no idea who elizabeth holmes is, i cannot wait
It is 8:30 am and I need a STRONG drink, why hasn’t my med student bf become a doctor i should be a trophy husband !!!!!!!!
bf gone all month i am h**** and dressed like a whore at costco
me, my shit not fully on lock, watching someone else: that guy's shit is not on lock
bf can’t go to You Can See Everything until next weekend BUT he has no idea who elizabeth holmes is, i cannot wait
oh I am going to [REDACTED] bf to this new tate mcrae single so many times
Hate when I listen to Television Rules The Nation/Crescendolls at work, where am I going to find a brick wall to run through in an office made of glass
Haven’t been the to the gym all week bc ive had to be in the office by 6 every day but it’s a really good mustache day so vibes are still high
W/ all due respect, if we are breathing heavy in the work bathroom it may be time to change some things
Posted up with your hand on the wall at the urinal and not washing your hands? I’m going to start carrying a super soaker of hand sanitizer at work
Tickets for dune 3 secured, this is the best day of my life I’m never going to die
~ 5 hours into the week and I’ve been in crisis meetings for 2 hours, incredible start to the week everyone please stop breaking my website
One day I’m going to have a job where the requirements are defined *before* I spend a week working on something and that’s going to be huge for me + the mentals
Bf picked the ugliest motel I’ve ever seen for a night in small town Iowa if we survive he is never getting an opinion again
Carbon monoxide alarm is going off and bf is making me call people and go outside instead of just opening a window and dying in my sleep tf
Gotta bring some doughnuts to the office Monday bc it was real obvious who the personality hire was this week lmao
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
If you blow a 29 point lead you shouldn’t be allowed to play your hype video on the Jumbotron. Just start the game.