The Great Screen Whisperer
@screenwhisperer.bsky.social
I talk during films...why not about them.
As hard as it is to believe, that is the actual position of the so-called law and order party.
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
Turnabout is fair play... grab 'em by the paycheck.
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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Jon Watts might be directing the first movie in the Simon Kinberg Star Wars Trilogy - Safe move? Reactionary? My thoughts 👇 youtu.be/LuYkIDgrxeQ?...
Jon Watts Directing Episode X?
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
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Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket https://theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marriage-by-complimenting-wife-s-jack-1850409526/
Horrified Guests Begin Gagging As Dinner Host Reveals They’ve Been Eating USDA Beef https://theonion.com/horrified-guests-begin-gagging-as-dinner-host-reveals-theyve-been-eating-usda-beef/
“Humanity has never faced a more deadly carrier of disease and bacteria than children, and their total removal is a massive medical breakthrough and a milestone in the management of illness in this country,” — Jane Christiansen, CDC spokesperson
CDC Successfully Eradicates Children
ATLANTA—Hailing its success as a major victory for the public health and safety of all Americans, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Monday that it had successfully eradicated ch...
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“It’s incredible to think that just a few years ago, she barely knew the words to condemn one of her playmates to a life of forced labor, and now she’s already old enough to be meeting boys and issuing them death sentences,” said Kim Jong Un
Kim Jong Un Can’t Believe Daughter Already Executing Boys
PYONGYANG—Tears welling in his eyes as he remarked upon how quickly things change, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un reportedly told aides Wednesday he couldn’t believe his daughter Kim Ju Ae wa...
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Let's see what AI is eating today? I'd eat that, is it me or AI is coming around with the food choices? Unless they're sweet pickles then technology sucks! What about my foodie friends? @thogar.bsky.social
Here's what AI eats. Steak and Jelly Doughnuts. Would you try it? Hey why a dozen? What about my foodie friends?
AI meal suggestion for the day. Cinnamon Roll Pizza... I think I'd try it... What about my foodie friends?
Chocolate covered brussel sprouts... I sure wouldn't , would you eat this? What about my foodie friends? @food-porn.bsky.social @foodprn.bsky.social Ps let me know if you don't like my tagging you. Our interactions just bring joy to my heart ;-)
This one is almost too normal... Mashed potato Sundae, is eat it, might need more gravy. What about my foodie friends? @food-porn.bsky.social @foodprn.bsky.social
Wow, today's a special treat for the Italians! Just kidding now one would appreciate this! Cereal bowl pizza What about my foodie friends? @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social @food-porn.bsky.social @foodprn.bsky.social
It's funny how when you mix Mexican and Italian, you get American food. ;-) I'd still eat that, they're just heart attacks and arterial plaque, it's all natural!
Mac and Cheese Ice cream, would you eat that? What about my foodie friends? @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social @food-porn.bsky.social @foodplanesetc.bsky.social
Would you eat: Spaghetti and Meatball Cupcakes. What about my foodie friends? @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social @foodplanesetc.bsky.social @foodprn.bsky.social
Friend pickle and Peanut butter ice cream. I'd eat it for the peanut butter icecream, probably keep the pickle for later, this luckily lacks integration lol What about my foodie friends? @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social @food-porn.bsky.social @foodplanesetc.bsky.social @foodprn.bsky.social
Jalapeño Popper Tiramisu, anybody? What about my foodie friends? @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social @food-porn.bsky.social @foodplanesetc.bsky.social
Bananas wrapped in pickled herring,diced bananas and herring fillets in creamy, mustard sauce garnished with peach cubes. What about my foodie friends? @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social @food-porn.bsky.social
Bernie gets it right. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
US Senator Sanders favors Trump plan to take stake in Intel and other chipmakers
Liberal U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders on Wednesday threw his support behind President Donald Trump's plan to convert U.S. grants to chipmakers, including $10.9 billion for Intel, into government stakes in the companies.
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Would you try this AI slop? What about my foodie friends: @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social @foodprn.bsky.social
Shit they finally found a new born Hydra fossil from before you start cutting their heads to generate unlimited 🍖 meat! #Hydra share.google/YAGiMJkRzo3n...
Incredible Fossil Reveals Two-Headed Creature From The Dinosaur Age
Rare malformations can cause animals to grow two heads – and it seems that kind of thing has been happening for millions of years.
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Would you give these a go? How about my foodie friends? @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social @food-porn.bsky.social
