REPORT: New james bond will “be hung like a donkey” and “viciously destroy twinks throughout the movie”

gf: hey how as work me: Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.

this movie is gonna be so bad and there’s a very good chance it’s gonna end up being in my top 5 of the decade

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

soured on this game because i am 75% sure it uses genai, there is an undeniable vibe to a lot of the assets, it rubs me very wrong, fuck this

🔩Joan@screwedjoan.bsky.social · 4d ago

playing corsair cove, new piratey city builder. it’s okay. it emphasizes vertical wooden cities which is pretty unique and cool visually butttt you can’t select individual pirates to see info/trivia about them which is the best part of city builders

if you like game of thrones you would love the Habsburg dynasty

The lessons from El-Sayed’s victory coulf not be clearer: Women are practically unelectable

The media's takeaway from an El-Sayed win is the same as it would have been from a Stevens win, and the same as it will be if El-Sayed wins the general, or if he loses it: everyone, no matter who they are, needs to take several steps to the right.

good album. the beatles made some good songs if you aren’t aware

Michael Warburton@michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10h ago

The Boys recording one of the greatest albums of all time — REVOLVER — at Abbey Road in 1966. This seminal album was released 60yrs ago today.

Good morning darlings the world is on fire but we can stay cool through the power of gay love 💜 don’t give up even when the air is thick and the sun is the color of blood. We Will Make It Through

it's honestly pretty fun being the enemy of humanity

mattie lubchansky@mattielubchansky.com · 3d ago

really loving all the protests against and support for trans women happening in and around the WNBA, a league that has never had a trans woman play in it. we’re just THAT interesting to talk about! for everyone! how fun!!!!

Al-Sayed would do well to remember that a narrow vitory is not a mandate, and so he should do the wise and measured thing and concede before certification so the dnc can pick another white person who sucks

i didn’t do any weed today and it was hard but i did it. now to try and keep the streak up for another whole day ugh

I’m gonna die mad about rocket league becoming a permanent epic games exclusive and immediately fading from all relevance

Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 15h ago

When a game is trapped on some proprietary platform I’m never gonna use like Netflix or Meta Quest I call that Platform Purgatory.

I think we've done this exact prompt at least two or three other times in the past year. Someone should just make Reasons to Live.xls so we can stop going in circles

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 16h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

bioware fans seething at the prospect of having to play good rpgs with well written queer characters now

Game Developer@gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 21h ago

EA is now owned by Saudi Arabia and Donald Trump's son-in-law

somehow “shits should take 3 seconds and be odorless” is one of the most fascist things i’ve ever heard from this administration

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 21h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

Good meme format

Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.

*starting a new videogame* this shit better have at least four currencies

there’s a genre of meme where the entire joke is “porn exists and i know what it looks like” which helps remind me that i’m already like 12 years over the median internet user age

trump getting seriously grilled over this in the same way a millennial political candidate gets grilled over former livejournal comments wishing bush was dead

Rav@rvbdrm.com · 22h ago

there never has been and probably never will be as perfect a shithead boss portrayal as Buck Strickland. sitcoms tend to turn bosses into Dad + characters when everyone knows the reality is far more likely a rich jerkoff who has everything and squanders most of it openly

KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 18h ago

rotating a disc in my disc rotator

if mcbride acted like this she would already be expelled and we’d be nationally barred from adoption within a week

Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · yesterday

This story just keeps getting worse…. www.politico.com/live-updates...

liberals DONT WANT YOU to have a FAMILY because they HATE FAMILY because family is RACIST. they think loving your children is RACIST when white people do it. they never want people to gather for dinner they HATE when people eat food together it infuriates their pussy hearts

it really bugs me that “canceled” is frequently getting handwaved to include meaning “someone has complicated issues with it they are willing to talk about” as opposed to “they are adamant about eliminating it from society”

W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · yesterday

This is a completely fine answer. What is overly-woke about this?

Geologist Macklemore: Walk into the club like whattup I got a big rock

i’m going to find the first available article on the subject and see how long into the article it takes for them to either discuss accepted medical science or talk to a single doctor. guess how long it’ll take and then check the results below!

🔩Joan@screwedjoan.bsky.social · 23h ago

love how a throughline if the wnba trans drama is apparently no one in any major publication thinks it might be prudent to ask doctors about it but no we need 15 quotes from cunningham supporters

being a business owner is all about rejecting spending $40 on a quickie photoshoot for your menus and instead using an ai image so offputting you end up losing thousands of dollars in potential customers

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · yesterday

Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.

love how a throughline if the wnba trans drama is apparently no one in any major publication thinks it might be prudent to ask doctors about it but no we need 15 quotes from cunningham supporters