you can say wahoo whenever you want it’s free and good for you

they’re bringing back the Ernest series and making Vern woke this time

Rivers are like lakes but grinding harder

second base is leeches

honing my body into the perfect wife form

rotating a disc in my disc rotator

i never see you in the enchanted forest

Please don't slay the beast I raised to kill you. You're not supposed to slay it

Wow

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all truth is profound

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Exclusive clip of Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat from ‘THE WRONG GIRLS’ demonstrating how to roll a joint. Dylan Meyer’s ‘THE WRONG GIRLS’ is out August 14th.

let’s all be extra erratic on the roads today

rotating a disc in my disc rotator

im pepped off that bismol.....

sorry the moon said no

(Young thus) Hope one day I speak zarathustra

Scorpio: You'll be reminded this week that words matter. And since you don't know many, keep a dictionary and thesaurus handy.

i climbed a tree last night and didnt find any fairies or crows. what a joke

i’m basically always on the ground

if nobody got me i know my little gang of talking woodland creature characters got me

There’s a guy at the farmers market who will read your tomato’s aura for a quarter

The preferred nomenclature is cinephiliac

this email could have been a love letter

we're going up up up it's our moment

they named a man dick van dyke and got away with it

my homunculus keeps asking me for favors. like no bitch

I want to live in my dreams forever where everyone loves me and i can do no wrong

pokemon go to the bathroom

Im going to fight snakeroot after school tomorrow