Scrimmy! (true form)

@scrimmified.bsky.social

scrimmy || 27 || they/them butch boyfail concept artist, crab enthusiast, & criminal mastermind I talk about video games. art acc -> @scrimmification.bsky.social

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go