Sunday long run day. 3rd day running in a row though so not fast, did a lot of backwards running and carioca. Tomorrow we rest
I Am Butter Bessie
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whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
mike rowe and bill maher on the TV at the same time? that's me yelling at the TV
just kidding, i do my own laundry and im really fucking good at it
I Am Butter Bessie@scrubby.bsky.social · yesterdaywash my own clothes ??? uhhhhh mommy does londy? uhh?
wash my own clothes ??? uhhhhh mommy does londy? uhh?
had a dream i cracked a very expensive cymbal, awful feeling
playing many games of paper football at once like a chess montage
"All will be well, and all will be well and all manner of things will be well" -Hunter Biden
(eating fries) all shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well
A damn tree fell, it had been leaning bad all day but finally gave way
First run since Monday and the awful sickness tuesday. Terrible humidity, soaked within 5 minutes
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if my name sucekd that bad id change my shit to Johnny Knoxville or whatever tgoo
Yes, celery and onion flan, that's jolly nice. I like spring salad with plums, damson and gooseberry pudden, hot scones with whipped strawberry cream, lashin's o' the stuff! Er, currant and berry pie, greengage tart, apple cake with a wedge of cheese, anythin' like that.
boss i cannot come in to work today, for i ate 9 Ruths Baby and i am very poorly
I asked the universe for a tire swing. Ask and ye shall swing
Eating a Powerade popsicle in bed because my feet keep cramping up
and if I spoke how Cartman speaks would you listen, then?
ill just wear my cheap black poly shirts to the store. surely they won't sag from the weight of my phone, causing me to have to pull them up constantly like a sodaspiller
why don't i like tomatoes. we supposedly have some of the best in the country here. what's wrong with me