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meowth, that's right! | she/her

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

One million or dinner with Jay Z is so easy. I pick the spot. Get him to shake on paying. We go to whats clearly a garage with white sheets everywhere to make it look fancy. Lawn chairs. My smart friend is the matter d, my dumb friend is the chef. Jay asks for a water. The price? 2 million dollars.