Wonder if line 5 being all fucked up is anything to do with the prime minister visiting?
scruss
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aka Stewart Russell: hairy old Scottish nerdy git living in Toronto
Feds investing 2.7 billion to build 18 new housing projects in Toronto. Promises shovels in the ground on 4500 homes by end of year. PM inadvertently says "City of Ontario" (before catching self).
@romania_cg1 (TT) captures a Eurasian Hoopoe showing off its crest and unique "hoop-hoop" call: 🔊 #AGoodPlace
DHL have been expelled from the League of Useless Bastards. League members may be useless bastards, but they're not as bloody useless as DHL. (DHL had a delivery **on a van for delivery in the next hour** that they just claimed had the wrong address. Now I have to wait in all of tomorrow.)
Welp, there goes our attempt to foster water-conserving long grass: we just got hit with a Toronto s.489-3.3.A order to comply. Gotta cut everything down to less than 20 cm by Saturday. Bet it was our neighbour's lawn guy who grassed on us. Was always "offering to help" ...
Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
I updated the AI Policy on my blog, in light of recent findings: AI Policy – We Saw a Chicken … — scruss.com/blog/ai-poli...
AI Policy
Kindly fuck off into the sun with your thieving planet-destroying lying shite machines. Everything here is human-made nonsense. — Stewart Russell, August 02026.
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Catastrophe Hits, Chorus of Doubt, and This Could Be Us, You, Or Anybody Else.
What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
Oh dear. Am going to have to give the "Do you get that a lot? Maybe it's you?" talk to a technical colleague. Not looking forward to it, but the dude has no clue why he can't get people to work with him for very long.
❔ a friend and I swapped bugs recently and now I’ve got a small colony of Therea olegrandjeani, the question mark cockroach! truly a charming blattodean
Just saw a mink pull a goby half the size of itself out of Lake Ontario. Keep it up, little mink friend!
ooh, big lightning strike nearby! All of my Raspberry Pis are now rebooting
I am suddenly reminded that Father Abraham and the Smurfs was once a thing ... but I will not share any of their hits (anagram) in the Song of the Sirens thread, for the sake of everyone's sanity.
Where's your mama gone (where's your mama gone) Little baby Don? (Little baby Don?) Where's your mama gone? (Where's your mama gone?) Far, far away ...
What song did the Sirens sing in The Odyssey? Wrong answers only.
I would have agreed, right up until our Brother printer decided that it would only print parts of duplexed pages. It seems to be a firmware thing, too.
ALL PRINTERS ARE BASTERDS - dashare.zone ADMIN
"Anything that can be changed or reformed isn't allowed at Winnipeg Remand." - John Samson Fellows, Sunderland P. Gardner Lecture, Canadian Yearly Meeting of the Society of Friends (Quakers), 20 July 2026. #quaker #weakerthans
A woodcarver named Becky W (vortenjou.bsky.social, rosehip.wordpress.com) made a sculpture of my nuthatch comic, showing a white-breasted nuthatch sitting on real nuts and hatching one of them. I'm so happy
At a matinee of How to Train Your Dragon, a group of maybe 20 6-year-olds was a couple of rows in front of me. At the jump-scare scene, there was a mass high-pitched shriek, all the popcorn and most of the soda went in the air, and the kids all hid behind the seats. Small heads slowly popped up ...
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema? During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
New font: NearlyQ A rendering of a 9-pin “Near Letter Quality” dot matrix font. Derived from the character ROM of an Amstrad DMP3160 printer. somebody, somewhere, is probably still producing invoices like this I started work on this in 2017, revisited it in late 2018, forgot about it for a few…
New font: NearlyQ
A rendering of a 9-pin “Near Letter Quality” dot matrix font. Derived from the character ROM of an Amstrad DMP3160 printer. somebody, somewhere, is probably still producing invoices like this I started work on this in 2017, revisited it in late 2018, forgot about it for a few years and then finally completed it in a couple of days in July 2026.
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As mysteriously as they disappeared, the frozen cranberries are back. I wish the same could be said for oatcakes. All I can find is Orkney oatcakes, which aren't safe near me. (For rest-of-the-worlders, oatcakes may look too much like cork coasters, but for this Scot, they're manna)
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. Convoy leader Pat King loses at appeal court, to be resentenced — www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Convoy leader Pat King loses at appeal court, to be resentenced | CBC News
Pat King, a key figure in the 2022 convoy protests, will be re-sentenced after the Ontario Court of Appeal sided with Crown prosecutors who argued his original punishment was too lenient.
cbc.ca