scruss

@scruss.bsky.social

aka Stewart Russell: hairy old Scottish nerdy git living in Toronto

Feds investing 2.7 billion to build 18 new housing projects in Toronto. Promises shovels in the ground on 4500 homes by end of year. PM inadvertently says "City of Ontario" (before catching self).

DHL have been expelled from the League of Useless Bastards. League members may be useless bastards, but they're not as bloody useless as DHL. (DHL had a delivery **on a van for delivery in the next hour** that they just claimed had the wrong address. Now I have to wait in all of tomorrow.)

Welp, there goes our attempt to foster water-conserving long grass: we just got hit with a Toronto s.489-3.3.A order to comply. Gotta cut everything down to less than 20 cm by Saturday. Bet it was our neighbour's lawn guy who grassed on us. Was always "offering to help" ...

Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI

Oh dear. Am going to have to give the "Do you get that a lot? Maybe it's you?" talk to a technical colleague. Not looking forward to it, but the dude has no clue why he can't get people to work with him for very long.

I am suddenly reminded that Father Abraham and the Smurfs was once a thing ... but I will not share any of their hits (anagram) in the Song of the Sirens thread, for the sake of everyone's sanity.

At a matinee of How to Train Your Dragon, a group of maybe 20 6-year-olds was a couple of rows in front of me. At the jump-scare scene, there was a mass high-pitched shriek, all the popcorn and most of the soda went in the air, and the kids all hid behind the seats. Small heads slowly popped up ...

Boner Vivant@dougtilley.bsky.social · last yr.

Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema? During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.

New font: NearlyQ A rendering of a 9-pin “Near Letter Quality” dot matrix font. Derived from the character ROM of an Amstrad DMP3160 printer. somebody, somewhere, is probably still producing invoices like this I started work on this in 2017, revisited it in late 2018, forgot about it for a few…

New font: NearlyQ

A rendering of a 9-pin “Near Letter Quality” dot matrix font. Derived from the character ROM of an Amstrad DMP3160 printer. somebody, somewhere, is probably still producing invoices like this I started work on this in 2017, revisited it in late 2018, forgot about it for a few years and then finally completed it in a couple of days in July 2026.

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As mysteriously as they disappeared, the frozen cranberries are back. I wish the same could be said for oatcakes. All I can find is Orkney oatcakes, which aren't safe near me. (For rest-of-the-worlders, oatcakes may look too much like cork coasters, but for this Scot, they're manna)