Offbrand Ken From B*rbie

@sdrockcab.bsky.social

Minneapolis. Your friendly local goth cowboy, now shitposting in the classic Twitter flavor and a brand new bluesky flavor

Just going to go ahead and be fucking annoying for a bit: COVID wouldn't have happened if everyone were vegetarian the 1919 Flu wouldnt have happened if everyone were vegetarian There is a good chance AIDS wouldnt have happened if everyone were vegetarian We shouldnt farm animals for fur either

George Monbiot@georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 4d ago

I warned 3 years ago that mink farms are a likely route to a new and horrific human pandemic, and once more I'm fervently praying it doesn't map out that way. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I have a long time friend who has become deeply Israel pilled and honestly it is exhausting? He brings it up in every conversation, has been putting huge pressure in my DMs saying Im "making light of antisemitism" because I said I support the French protests? Girl those things are un-fucking-related

Preaching to the choir but housing situation is such bullshit. Started looking realized pricing is somehow 10% higher than when I looked last year. Fine I'll factor in a roommate. Ope fuck you, 11% property tax increase. Fine I'll start working overtime. Nope, fuck you, 1.5% interest rate hike

I once had a roommate who was 34 and I swear she said "Cole I'm too old for this!" all the time Drink on a weeknight? Cole I'm too old Stay out past 10? Cole Im too old for this Pickup game of volleyball? Cole do you realize I am 34 years old But... I plan to be doing ALL of this (intensely) at 34

Did a dem seriously just try to introduce federal regulation trying to regulate BB guns as firearms? I didnt think they could get dumber on firearm laws but omfg lol this would at least retroactively makes sense to Minnesota Dems declaring .17 hmrs were bb guns last year

An actual case in point to not wasting the opening seconds of your Spotify as by introducing yourself: An ad break starts. Im already reaching for the f5 key. But in the two seconds it takes me to do so, I hear the words "Wendy's just released an emo album" and fuck, that grabbed my attention

The lesbian bar thing is just an object lesson of how you have to at some point say “you are a crazy person, fuck off and go away”, like you can’t let yourself be ruled by the whims of people like that. Tell them to go to another bar.

Probably the thing that makes me most roll my eyes at the current state of the c*vid conscious movement, it used to try to be data based &is now 100% emotion based Probably the funniest reply got last month was one saying I was going to die. Any idea how low chance of death is in endemic conditions?

I think I get on so well w lesbians because we have the same struggles in different contexts Lesbian friend: "Cole I want a gf so bad" Me: I feel that "Cole I can never tell when women are flirting w me" Me: I feel that "Cole she was so pretty I couldn't look her in the eyes" Me: I feel that

So uh... If the federal court of appeals just struck down the interstate purchase rules for handguns ... Did that just create a loophole for NNs racist and dumb Saturday night special law??? $98 brand new .25 aluminum bullshit peashooters here we (once I consult a lawyer) (maybe) come!!!!!

If you see me running a vending booth at the sapphic book fair I promise you I am every bit as uncomfortable with the situation as people probably are seeing me: my friend with a booth has asked me to watch over it for 10 minutes. People keep automatically using "they/them" for me lol