Why is the cheese/meat/cracker trio UNBEATEN in the "I just need a little snack" category
Fat Apollo, baby!
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the whole internet loves jimothy, an adorable raccoon with a spinal condition and a can do attitude. *five seconds later* we regret to inform you that the right-wing press is completely fucking insane.
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 24m agofolks the California Post has done it again
Homer’s dying words were, “Keep my epic poems off IMAX, or I’ll send the wrath of Ares upon your next 10 generations.”
Great news
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁@minibubbly.bsky.social · 1h agoCanada advances new Medical Countermeasures Laboratory Facility in Winnipeg--a $10.2 million contract to Architecture49 Inc., for architectural and engineering services for the medical countermeasures laboratory facility. #Canada /1 thread www.canada.ca/en/public-he...
I feel like somebody on here was JUST making a joke about how this might be one of the galaxy-brained takes to come out of this
To alleviate conflict with NASA resources for other crewed launch missions, SpaceX will use Cybertrucks as standby emergency evacuation vehicles instead of the standard military Mine-Resistent Ambush Protected vehicles or MRAPs. But really just seems like they have a glut of trucks lying around.
SpaceX Is Betting on Cybertrucks to Save NASA Astronauts in an Emergency
Tesla's controversial vehicle is replacing a tactical military transport designed to deflect landmine blasts.
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Your little oopsie "mistakes" had me worrying for a year of my life about my partner going to jail for up to a decade based on lies likely fed to you by the top of the federal government. Show everyone what you're covering up in these emails and texts. There's a reason you don't want them released.
Boutros acknowledges 'mistakes' in 'Broadview 6' case but says sanctions, special counsel aren't needed
Chicago's top federal prosecutor noted in a court filing that his office has already dropped charges in the case, implemented “robust root-cause changes” and started the process of reviewing over 1,00...
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for the first time in two and a half years, a new note was played in this organ performance today!
![Organ²/ASLSP (As Slow as Possible) is a musical piece by John Cage.[1]
An organ in St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt in 2001 began a performance that is due to end in 2640. This makes it the longest running non-computerized piece currently being performed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreiabq354dz537iuzii7lwylq56yyr4bcrzkj32by4z7fq3clewmssy)
this is great!!!!
Spencer McDaniel@spencermcdaniel.bsky.social · 2w agoI have a master's degree in Ancient Greek and Roman Studies, I've studied the 'Odyssey' in Ancient Greek, and I've been writing about the ancient world for over a decade. This is my exhaustive review of Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey'. #Odyssey #classics talesoftimesforgotten.com/2026/07/23/a...
A gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
average sikh lorry driver names his truck, decorates it with handmade art, puts all kinds of signs on it to ward off evil eye and usually a message at the back saying "if you're mad at me go fuck yourself" they treat that thing better than half of them treat their kids.
that's cool, i'm planning on having dinosaur chariot races. can your mom make us some pizza rolls?
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
When Bob Hope heard about Cameron, he invited him to the set of his film Son of Paleface. Hope said "He is the world's number one hotel clerk. Anyone who can spot a real bum like that deserves some kind of recognition." 📸 Reddit (SeltzerIsMyHomeboy) 🧵 6/7
When you wear denim jeans with a denim jacket and denim shirt, you create a very unique look. This look is known as The Canadian Tuxedo....but why? It all began in the 1950s in Vancouver. This is the story. 📸 Wikicommons (Erky-Nagy Tibor) 🧵 1/7
A company in Mexico hired a stray orange cat as its Emotional Support Director and named him “Miauricio.” Daily duties include roaming the workplace, delivering smiles & reducing stress levels. He has his own workspace and ID badge. #AGoodPlace
I cannot fathom why anyone would 'go to a garage' when you can just buy oil for less and change it yourself.
Senex Iratus@senexiratus.bsky.social · 10h agoI cannot fathom why anyone would buy "pasta sauce" when you can literally just buy a good passata for less and add spices/oil yourself.
as someone who buys pasta sauces and asks the same question about curries, I am realising that we are all the same blindfolded person holding a different part of the elephant
Senex Iratus@senexiratus.bsky.social · 10h agoI cannot fathom why anyone would buy "pasta sauce" when you can literally just buy a good passata for less and add spices/oil yourself.
he ran against the full force of the zionist establishment and won. unbelievable victory
APILN Classics presents: Virgin Ron, a tribute. A look at the man, the myth of Britain’s most notorious alleged grot viewer. Who among us has not opened a suspiciously thick bill from their cable provider, filled with such titles as The Furry Honeypot Adventure? m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
Lloyd Robertson has died. Born in 1934 in Stratford, he was one of Canada's most celebrated journalists. He was the anchor of CTV's national nightly news from 1984 to 2011. He was also one of the longest-serving news anchors on English-language North American television. 📸 CTV
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I would tell my European friends about Moose, I could never get across that is not always a good thing when you met one. "Imagine the biggest deer you ever seen, , 'roided up , on stilts with a Klingon Bat'leth on their head, and they aren't happy to see you"
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁@minibubbly.bsky.social · 20h agoGerman man (Henri) in #Ontario #Canada discovered real quick how dangerous Moose are, he was lucky this was a juvenile Moose, they will kill you if given half the chance, give them a lot of space danger Will Robertson ⚠️ Credit to wildsightings.cpm
