"I tell ya, I know I'm ugly. I tried giving all my company's data to a Chinese spy, she said she didn't want to ruin the friendship"
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Michigan is 15th team in last 15 seasons to allow 21 points or fewer in each of the first 9 games of a season. The other 14 went a combined 119-7 in those games. Michigan is 5-4
Absolute Cinema Abysmal
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Just occurred to me that the Ted Cruz sports curse is so strong that maybe this was the moment that the whole state of Texas turned blue.
Meredith Shiner@meredithshiner.com · 2mo agoI am fucking deceased. Congratulations to College Gameday on the inevitable catastrophic collapse of College Gameday.
Houston Texans starting tight end Dalton Schultz on his Instagram story: "Get fucked @governorabbott"
Finally, all the text spam has ended. *Buzz buzz* "Tax Season is here! Click here to save money!
British Cop Screaming Sad
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Haley Stevens has officially tied the 2008 Lions' record for fewest wins in a year: zero. defector.com/and-take-you...
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Haley Stevens was not on the ballot in Michigan, because the outgoing House rep had already lost her Senate bid in the Democratic primary back in August. But with a sudden burst of ineptitude…
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Seeing the Umamusume events unfold on social media and how it affected people voting was like real-time watching the Ents find the charred remains of the Isengard forest. Has anyone ever written that sentence before
Rep Susie Lee, incumbent Democrat in NV03, eviscerates pathetic transphobe and serial loser Marty O’Donnell (composer of the music in Halo) electorally (60-40 win) and then dunks on him with the Halo theme.
I think a lot of people are failing No Nut November tonight
We have an official statement from Anakin Skywalker:
By endorsing Ken Paxton and making him the nominee, Trump ended up televising a public execution on national TV after all (stolen but golden)
On a back to back game against both Florida teams that are Cup Contenders, getting 2 points is pretty good. Ugly 1st period, but they did show up and made it a game that Vas had to stand on head at times. Not a bad loss, but still sucks.
How do I mark that I voted so Ben Verlander stops texting me?
Lions making their claim to Holmes to add to defense by having everyone getting injured today. Jeez
Larkin the biggest traitor in Michigan Haley Stevens - "hold my aipac money"
3.37 gaa .860 s% Gibson this season
Not Great, Bob! - Mad Men Quote
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Gibson lost that game for the Wings He's been awful. Bring back Postava