The great lie of IKEA is that if you buy the right items you will become a tidy person. And then you get home and realise you just have even more shit in your house.
They would call me Andy the Relentless... because I just never relent!
Me on about the third of August, usually
Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social · 4d agoShit, I only just realised it's August
Just under two hours left to vote Green. A Greater Manchester for people and planet, not big money and developers. Vote Geraldine Coggins first preference.
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
So basically Odysseus' crew are a bunch of dingdongs who deserved everything they got.
Wes Streeting is going to make that Tory weirdo with the tarantula look dignified by comparison at Defence
No lectern for Andrew "Andy" Burnham. Instead he'll be sitting backwards on a chair.
Not allowed to actually kiss the king's hands these days in case you mistake them for sausages and have a little nibble
Cancel this game, award the trophy to whoever won the "Bronze Final" yesterday
philosophers only want one thing and it's fucking discussing
There's some sort of horrible orb in the sky, please send help
Uggghhh my go-to underwear manufacturer Oddballs has just announced a Harry Potter range. Emailing them now to explain why I won't be buying any more of their pants.
Watching @memoriamatters.bsky.social play The Hobbit (2003) and the soundtrack is extremely Bastion-era @darrenkorb.bsky.social coded (in particular this reminds me of "In Case Of Trouble.") Which is to say it slaps.
Working The Mill, by Rod Abernethy and Dave Adams
from the album The Hobbit - The Complete Original Soundtrack
thehobbit.bandcamp.com
well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.
*buys new computer* Damn, games from 20 years ago are going to run so smooth on this thing.
This is very silly but I may never hear the OOT soundtrack in the same way again.
The entire Ocarina of Time Soundtrack, if The Beatles made it (Sentence Mixing)
YouTube video by RednasVGM
youtube.com
Apols for the super obvious posting but I had some conversations with people today who didn't know, so sharing in the hope it'll help someone: Keep your windows, doors and curtains SHUT when it's hot. Only open them overnight when the temp drops. If your curtains are thin, try towels etc. Good luck
