Museums will say “settlers and indigenous people have a complicated past” and it’s just that settlers committed mass genocide
Sharing a house with friends this week and I have already established that I will not be wearing a shirt when we are at the house
Last night I thought “Sarah Jurassica Parker” and I can’t stop thinking about it now
PT Klein@ptklein.com · last wk.Throwing the ass in Jurassic tonight as #HotSpielbergSummer continues on the Big Screen. #NowWatching
I think anyone who has never seen the Fast & Furious franchise should have to watch the first one and the most recent one and guess what happened in between
Successful day of loading plates on the dumbbells
PT Klein@ptklein.com · 2w agoKind of obsessed with getting stronger 🤩
I don’t feel like a have much of an online personality niche. Chat, who should I be online?
Being an adult it eating over the kitchen sink so you don’t have to get a plate dirty
Buy us hot dogs before our movie tonight 😍
PT Klein@ptklein.com · 3w agoToday is National Hot Dog day and my Venmo is also ptklein
Went to the gym when I didn’t want to and I was rewarded by seeing many hot men I’ve not seen here before
*At the pool with Adam in speedos* Random child: “why are you in underwear?” Me: “because I like them! Child: “okay!” Child’s friend: “I like them!”
PTK and I working out together is just us saying “that was really heavy 🥴” and then doing it again
It’s leg day who wants to have a competition of who has the biggest ass?
When I am sitting next to him at a movie and hear him giggle and grunt throughout I just know there’s an essay cooking in his head
PT Klein@ptklein.com · last mo.Unfortunately I think I have an essay I need to write about Disclosure Day
Grabbing chipotle with the boys after the gym, anyone wanna join?
