“Hello, my name is Tim Dondun and I think we should give the billionaire what he wants”
The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰@paintnpdx.bsky.social · 8h agoLmao this guy again. 🤣
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Former child. Tumblr expat. Blazers fan. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 he/him Twitch.tv/sharknado 📍PNW
The Tortured Florist Department 🍉🍎🌺⛓️⏰@paintnpdx.bsky.social · 8h agoThis is what would happen if a 14 year old boy suddenly had access to millions of dollars
NBA Stat@nbastat.bsky.social · 11h agoLaMelo’s penthouse in Charlotte... (via SnapshotKyle) #NBA
As a DM, any time you have the opportunity to emotionally traumatize your players, you have to do it
I love when microwave meals are like “cook for three minutes or until food reaches internal temperature of 165 degrees” as if I’m just gonna whip out a meat thermometer and stick it into this bowl of plastic
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
Did a double take for a second cause I thought this was me
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On the role Adam Silver and the NBA will play in determining the Blazers’ future in Portland, whether Tom Dundon wants to keep them here or not www.rosegardenreport.com/why-adam-sil...
Why Adam Silver Won't Let Tom Dundon Move the Trail Blazers
City and county lawmakers are preparing to vote on their portions of a Moda Center funding package.
rosegardenreport.com
Amazed that Dundon was able to find enough money in his couch cushions to pay these guys
Michael Scotto@mikeascotto.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Portland Trail Blazers have hired James Brocato as Director of Basketball Innovation and Ameer Bahhur as Rip City Remix Head Coach for their G League affiliate, league sources told @hoopshypeofficial.bsky.social.
When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits
聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 4d agoJust got an advertisement on the internet that is making me insane
For a while now my operating assumption about American politicians is that they see themselves essentially as stewards of the stock market and nothing else and it pretty easily explains most of their behavior
Micah@rincewind.run · 4d agothe president of the united states regularly goes on incredibly embarrassing unhinged posting sprees full of AI slop and somehow the entire political system just reacts like the This Is Fine dog
These are all negotiation tactics which don’t normally occur in public. But it’s ugly & unnecessary. People complained about Jody Allen for years as if she was responsible for the team being bad, despite there being no evidence of that. Well congrats, she sold the team, and Dundon is much worse.
OPB@opb.org · 6d agoPortland Trail Blazers officials told city councilors the city needs to do more than just help fund a renovation of the Moda Center if it wants to assure the Blazers’ long-term presence in Oregon.
have said this a ton but it feels very silly to be arguing about sports when at least one state has removed civil rights protections from trans people in tons of different contexts and one other state has voided trans people's ID documents with 0 notice.
victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 7d agothere is no reasonable dialogue to be had about this in 2026. supreme court just said segregation is okay against this one group of people actually. if you’re a women’s sports journalist i expect better from you
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
I don’t really understand how there are still no consequences for legislators spreading this BS. Similar to the Dominion suit against Fox News for election conspiracy, why the hell aren’t big pharmaceutical companies crying foul about this insane bullshit?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoRep. John McGuire: "I don't know if you heard about the BLT sandwich -- using human fetus baby parts in the vaccine when they could've used ivermectin"
Imagining a priest standing on the factory floor blessing these and wondering how the hell he ended up here
mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · last wk.apparently Walmart sells Holy Communion? that makes it so much easier!! you can skip all the boring parts and go right to the good stuff
If I were Fauci I’d hit these people with a defamation suit so fast it’d make their heads spin
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Tuberville: "I'll be the governor of Alabama and I promise you we will find out if there's a possibility that we can bring him to Alabama to put him in front of a court and a jury to see if we can put this guy in prison. He killed millions of people, folks."
We need to get to the point where corporate executives are so bone deep terrified of retribution that they don’t even think about pulling shit like this
Paula Wirth@paulawirth.bsky.social · last wk.Pixar receives a $26.2 Million Tax credit to keep film jobs in CA, and immediately lays off 10% of its work force, after making over a billion from Toy Story 5, the highest-grossing film of 2026.
Just saw the trailer for One Night Only and that may be the dumbest premise for a movie I have ever seen
Need six seasons and a movie about Grungo Law, which naturally is run by orcs
Matt Fortuna@mattfortuna.bsky.social · last wk.Temple has joined the jersey patch game, partnering with personal injury firm Grungo Law on a multi-year football deal. Grungo Law is the first law firm to appear on a D1 jersey, per the school.
“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” trib.al/e8IVBnp
Always a sign you’re on the right side of morality and history.
Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele@drdragases.bsky.social · last wk.No longer content with pillaging intellectual work and dismembering our environment (already critically weakened), AI companies are now hellbent on destroying books galore including rare editions. Shut down these nefarious enterprises already.
