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Voted least likely to read your DMs don’t bother Minnesota Twins baseball. Heavy metal. Nelson Cruz’s biggest fan. Byron Buxton enthusiast Trevor Plouffe said I could be commissioner and no one disagreed with him. I stand with Oakland A’s fans forever
Hi sorry been busy still busy go Twins I’m sleepy and my knee hurts yay cats
Mason Miller of the San Diego Padres takes field to “Blind” by Korn at Petco Park in San Diego, California (2026)
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Sorry I’ve been away from here a lot. Everything that has been going on has been overwhelming to say the least and trying to cover it on three platforms was a lot. My part of the city was heavily targeted, and it’s very weird hearing about it on international news.
@lissielys.bsky.social halp. I have exactly one month to figure out an outfit to wear to lady Gaga and I don’t know where to begin! Been thinking of going goth glam but it’s hard to plan an outfit when I don’t know what the weather is gonna be.
The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.
@lissielys.bsky.social check your IG DMs I sent you something EXTREMELY important
@chaoskat.bsky.social did you see this on that other other app? Your husband! The sea! www.instagram.com/p/DSVWbfCD7g...
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@heybrendan.bsky.social did you ever see the video of when I had Paul roast Blake in the middle of a Twitch stream?
Hall of Famer Kevin Garnett is reuniting with the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Lynx in a new, all-encompassing role involving business, community efforts and content development, sources told ESPN. His long-awaited No. 21 Wolves jersey retirement will also happen in Minnesota.
Mets friends you better be good to Jorge Polanco or we will be fighting.
Rep Lauren Boebert's now-explained campaign expenses at a Kid Rock concert were tied to her $12,000/person fundraiser in a suite at the Kid Rock show. That's about $521 for every diggy-diggy-diggy in Bawitdaba, or $173 on a per diggy basis.
You know what else is a great way to stay healthy (and doesn’t involve embarrassing yourself at the airport?) Vaccines.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 8mo agoIn line for the TSA behind this guy
Reminder that this is a thing
commissioner shayla - twins enjoyer@shaylarz.bsky.social · 2y agoIt's not complete as i don't have writers for everyone just yet but there's enough to get started. It defaults to all notifications off. Turn on notifications for the channels you want to follow. discord.gg/7YRMR78eE4
This is just for Target Field, mind you.
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If I’m gonna be crammed into a seat like a sardine in a tin can, I’m gonna at least be comfortable. I’m not wearing my pajama pants on the plane or anything but a hoodie and my stretchy jeans and shoes that easily slide off? Hell yeah.
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 9mo agoTrump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel: "People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
Like i said. Credit where credit is due. By standing with the survivors, she's being slammed by the movement she seems to believe in so much - being called a traitor. Traitor to who, exactly, Mr. President?
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 9mo agoGreene: This has been one of the most destructive things to Maga
I'll give MTG credit where it's due. Bipartisan support is important in this specific situation. Makes me wonder if she's an abuse survivor too. I hope not. I don't want anyone to go through that. But the fact of the matter is that MOST women experience some sort of SA at some point in our lives.
This is not it at all. She’s still a far right nut job. She just happens to agree with the left on a couple of issues right now. Nothing is stopping her from voting for such issues now or to behave like a civilized human being going coward.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 9mo agoRaskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
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