My friends, ladies and gentlemen... Always making me laugh.

How many drummer jokes are there? At least a Zildjian #DadJoke #Drummers

This bronze casting of a scene where the loyal dog is burnished in golden light by the pats of a thousand strangers. #Dogs #Art #Hounds

I'm sure Colossal Bioscience will produce hundreds of Thyla-steins in their search to develop a reverse-engineered Thylacine. Dunnarts are tiny; 6-9cm long, up to 20g Thylacine adults; 1.8m long nose to tail tip, up to 40kg. #Thylacine

Eff off you try-hard AI-plugging scumbag. How dare you 'follow' me with nothing but your shitty AI banner and the post after post of your page with ZERO content. BLOCKED.

My friends over at Liberdistri have some copies of Mileships back in stock: www.liberdistri.com/en/artbooks-...

Ian McQue - MILESHIPS

"MILESHIPS" is an art book by Ian McQue. It presents his paintings of flying ships, which are iconic in concept art and science-fiction design.

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My charcoal practice

Kulit says, "You can't have my Mini-Me." 😆

I'm thankful for all the birdlife in my yard, but I just had to take my hearing aids out because there are Magpies serenading and scolding the butcher bird, the peewees are twitting every other bird in their territory, and a baby helmeted friarbird has just lobbed up screeching at the honeyeater.

If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Ricardo Autobahn@ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 23h ago

if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

25 - City That was certainly an act of free will #carrioncrow #birds #birdart #cityscape #artsky #artistonbluesky #backgroundchallenge

Cats, man...

a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head

Ricardo Autobahn@ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 2d ago

a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head

I've worked at my current employer for 20 years. I've never respected anyone in this place as much as I respect the woman who's packed lunch today consisted of an entire box of Milk Tray chocolates.

This thread is Mondegreen central...

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 2d ago

When I first heard Bohemian Rhapsody as a 10 year-old in the 70s, the line, 'Mama, just killed a man', annoyed me as I thought his mum had killed the man and the singer was getting blamed for it. I remember thinking she wasn't a very nice mum.

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

A young, inquisitive Powerful Owl at dusk in a Brisbane park yesterday. #birds #wildoz #brisbane

Not sure if I can remember more than two TBH... 1. Leisure and Recreation studies 2. Anatomy and Physiology In my defence, it WAS forty-one years ago...

Mari Adkins@marifromky.bsky.social · 2d ago

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: 1. introduction to mass communications 2. psychology 3. geography 4. philosophy 5. introduction to the humanities

I haven't seen Short Circuit in ages... It's funny to see this like a bad 50s b-movie now. I'll give ya my feedback when it's over. Pretty funny that no one learns and we've been talking about being weary about robot armies for ages

This sounds like an important read. Disabled people have always been here, and have always deserved share in the same humanity as the abled. I think such a history is timely, too, with the livelihood of disabled people like myself at risk in this particular political climate. We are human.

Scott Dougal@scottdougal.bsky.social · 3d ago

Disability: a History of Resistance by David Turner Traces the history of disability activism from the 16th century to the present day. Every chapter has at least one story which could be turned into a Netflix drama. Enraging and inspiring, recommend. #BookSky

You simply cannot tell me these AI agents are straight out of Beelzebub's own fundament. Why BigBusiness persists with these malevolent gremlins is beyond me. They deserve everything they get and more. May they crumble into dust. #FuckAI

The Register@theregister.com · 2d ago

AI agent suggested installing a malware package. Engineer almost took its advice

@shanlscott.bsky.social guess where I went today? I bought tons of navel oranges, cabbage, mushrooms, tomatoes, and FOUR TUBS OF YOGHURT, one of which I'm tucking into as I type, haha. Thank you for the recommendation, and my new favourite bakery is right next door! XOXOXOXO

@smotmae.bsky.social This is from Photoshop of Horrors on Bookface, thought of you straight away <3

Did you know the Garfield comic was actually started in part to sell merchandise? www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/20... #Garfield

When a Marketer Invents a Comic- The Story of Garfield

There are generally three things everyone knows about Garfield- it’s all about a cat that hates Mondays, loves lasagna, and that it’s not really that funny. While the latter point may seem subjective,...

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Hibiscus 'Tiger Lily' and 'Pink on the Mountain'

Catoflage?

Togo the Rott likes helping in the garden. His collar reads 'SECURITY'.