new Duckwrth?!

W AL-SAYED!!!!!!

FUCK YES! GET FUCKED AIPAC!

the chiaroscuro would be pretty if the smoke wasnt making me nauseous

i am naming my neighborhood skunk frankie and i adore them

Does anyone else remember the NYT paper that just listed the names of the first 10k victims

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · last wk.

Running out of body bags, using forklifts to transfer corpses into makeshift morgues, a mortician conducting 200 funerals in a month when he usually does 30, crematories running at double capacity… And these senators just want to memory-hole it all www.nytimes.com/2020/04/30/n...

This... can't be how we do things.

City Orders Citizen-Run Youth Program to Discontinue Popular Waterslide

The Brooklyn Park water slide in Southeast Portland—used by youthful summer day campers for nearly 50 years—was shut down after coming to the attention of Portland Parks and Recreation.

wweek.com

if youre gonna watch the odyssey if you cant do 70mm dont spend the extra on imax, it was just louder

oh silly me, when i looked up trimet schedule on their website it said it had trains running this late i believed it

theres been like 4 house improvement/remodeling services and im just wondering who these are for? half the audience is under 40. they do not own homes they can not afford to fix the homes they have now.

ok i know this isnt the 70mm but if this is still a butchered cut for $25 im gonna be a lil pissed

its constant insomnia until i buy 10:30 imax tickets fuck bed sounds nice

plan what, he's dead.

Forbes@forbes.com · last wk.

It is unclear when the Kentucky senator plans to return to Congress.

i want to believe in Big Shark...

Lisa Whitenack, PhD@whitenacklab.bsky.social · last wk.

Whelp, it’s that time of year again. The time where I have to once again remind people: that the giant shark known as Megalodon is super extinct and has been for several million years. Yes, we know for sure. Yes, the ocean is really big. But our current ecosystem cannot sustain it.

This pretty well illustrates the absurdity of our current dystopia

David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 2w ago

Facing federal science budget cuts, biologist Daniel Blumstein resorted to uploading marmot videos to OnlyFans to raise funds for his marmot research. However, when he uploaded his driver’s license for verification, OnlyFans informed him that his appearance didn’t match the marmots in the videos.

whoever made that merino wool x acrylic sweater at goodwill i hope you rot in hell ruining good wool like that

i used to joke i would whore myself out for a backrub but at this point i would commit war crimes for whoever can work this knot out of my shoulder

it is always shocking to me how stupid americans are and i can only half blame a gutted and defunded education system cuz how can you look at the world without realizing you dont understand the mechanics behind it and then teach yourself, wheres the curiosity? the joy of learning??

how the hell did i run on such little sleep in my 20s i feel like death

hang every ice agent.

Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.

i dont know why ive chosen LA and NYC sapphics for fashion inspiration but i do not plan on stopping, men dont know how to dress

i have heard/overheard some WILD antisemitic rants about the US militaries involvement with israel and for the MILLIONTH TIME! YOU CAN CRITICIZE THE GENOCIDAL FASCIST STATE OF ISRAEL WITHOUT BEING A BIGOT!!! YALL SOUND LIKE FUCKING NAZIS!!!!

i hope the chainsmokers backs ache every time they sing "we aint ever getting older"

if you dont like Mao i assume youre a landlord.

at this point we dont fucking want you

The Oregonian@oregonian.com · 2w ago

The team official’s rebuke could be seen as an effort to push city leaders forward on the existing proposal. https://mrf.lu/2TgrB

i dont even fuck with hasan like that, if he ran for president i probably wouldnt vote for him

i really dont get the issue here. fuck establishment dems, fuck corporate dems, and fuck the dems who have done NOTHING in the face of a fascist freefall. this is what moving the party leftward looks like. is his jacket cringe cosplay? sure but idk i think it looks good, who cares??

Shannon Watts@shannonrwatts.bsky.social · 3w ago

Dressed like Mao and talking about how much he hates the majority of Democrats as an invited guest of @collegedemocrats.bsky.social Our party having a normal one.

my favorite part about canvassing was how many cats i got to pet and not a single cat wants to cuddle in my neighborhood. i have a better relationship with my neighborhood skunk than any of the cats...

I like how Platner was this singular irreplaceable figure and within ten seconds everyone was able to go “never mind this other guy is just as good”

Politico@politico.com · 3w ago

Troy Jackson jumps out to big lead in race to replace Graham Platner in Maine