For posterity - Hit one year sober today. Kind of a mess, waiting for next job to start, can't be bothered to get photogenic, but I made it.
Shecorp (anxiety himbo)
@shecorp.bsky.social
Man, shit gets weird. Do your best, and don't hurt anyone on your way.
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
It is rare to see a clear example of a man at the end stage functional opiate addiction.
🤯 Rep. Max Miller's interview with Jake Tapper was one of the most self-destructive things I've ever witnessed on cable news. Here's the whole thing:
Been baking facoccia recently. Made us a breakfast sandwich with it. It includes cheddar, hash browns, egg, bacon, pickled onion, arugula, and kewpie mayo. Life ain't too bad right now.
Something about a man-made stone monument sitting atop a once green, now dried and brown hill is just *chefs kiss*
Visible impact of warming climate is impossible to ignore across landscapes that have been starved of rainfall
There's world building, and then there's *World Building*
fictional species from the rpg
I think its time to pick up my drone portfolio again.
Just bought the only bumper sticker ill ever put on my car.
Guys im pretty sure they killed graham as a sacrifice to heal McConnell.
I like the guys policies, but PMC work cooks a person's brain. There will always be a predatory instinct in his head, regardless of any higher ideals.
Platner should take responsibility, recognize the larger good, and withdraw before July 13. And everyone who lifted him up must rally around a new nominee. https://bit.ly/4eQ3x0I
Im tired of modern award winning books having 14pt double spaced font
The kids are calling it "cholera-maxxing" and "miasma mogging"
An epidemiological mystery is unfolding in Michigan, with an unusually large outbreak of cyclosporiasis, a parasitic infection spread via the fecal-oral route. In other words, it is generally transmitted via fecal contamination of water or food. Public health officials don’t yet know the source.
*wins with a token deck* *computer immediately overheats and crashes*
when you win a game of magic on arena it should do that thing from solitaire where all the cards go super saiyan.
Me: "We've lost our biggest client of 25 years - we had 300k of liquid capital stolen by Russian hackers - how do we find a new revenue stream that keeps us solvent?" The CEO:
Quokka 😊
An illustration of gen Z's relationship with Snoop and Martha
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DOMESTICATED CAT
And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power
Not recognizing close family members is a symptom of late-stage frontotemporal dementia. www.healthline.com/health/stage...
I made cinnamon caramel cashew butter for a filling on a giant sweet babka bread. This'll be my fourth bread bake, and im very excited to see how it shakes out. If I can get the yeast to rise already!
Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Stating that they just want to make sure it’s something everyone keeps in mind going forward, an international consortium of scientists gently reminded the world Wednesday that clean ene...
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We are digging coal
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social thanks for an awesome show at the freemont in slo tonight. Double knot your shoes, look up wood turning videos, and they're called skinwalkers, not skin crawlers. <3
When your DM insists on running a campaign with xp leveling and minimal encounters.
My phone notifications: "official super el nino declared by noaa" They're predicting flooding in California followed by the hottest year on record. Im so tired of being told I need to calm down. At least we won't be mid oil shock... OH WAIT.