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Sheep vs Gravity

@sheepvsgravity.bsky.social

Game designer and developer. Lover of music, humour, photography, reading, penguins and art, amongst many other things.

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · yesterday

use promo code FREEMAYO

ℳatt@matttomic.bsky.social · 2d ago

I'm sorry, a free what of what?

Costco ad seen at the store: 1 free Bucket of Mayonnaise with your first online order

Roger @partlyhuman.com · 3d ago

An ad on instagram for a humble bundle of books on "self-reliance and off-grid skills (for dummies)", including "Van Life" and "Vegetable Gardening"

"NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A RECESSION INDICATOR" in the "Now that's what I call music" album cover meme format

Roger @partlyhuman.com · 4d ago

This major ID verification company was completely and utterly compromised. 153,000,000 real people's real driver's licenses are available now for a couple bucks. So you know this is gonna go great. www.techdirt.com/2026/09/03/h...

Want Pete Hegseth's real, unredacted government ID? It can be yours for a few bucks. For real.

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 6d ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!"
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".

Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 6d ago

"Here," the witch said. She gave her girlfriend a small pearl. "I made it for you." "What is it?" "A small blessing. It can make a small change to you. Just think of what you want and swallow it." "Could it give me wings?" "That's too big." Her girlfriend swallowed the pearl, and began to purr.

Shattered Pixel @shatteredpixel.com · 5d ago

Hey Dungeoneers, ShatteredPD v4.0.0 has been released! v4.0.0 is arguably Shattered's biggest update yet! There's a massive new quest, a bunch of new in-game art, 6 new enchantments, and plenty smaller changes and adjustments. shatteredpixel.com/blog/shatter... #gamedev #roguelike #pixelart

Shattered Pixel Dungeon v4.0.0!

Hey Dungeoneers, Shattered v4.0.0 has been released! v4.0.0 is arguably Shattered’s biggest update yet! There’s a massive new quest, a bunch of new in-game art, 6 new enchantments, and plenty smaller ...

shatteredpixel.com

Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 5d ago

Asteroid Mission xkcd.com/3294/

4-panel comic. (1) [Announcer with medium-length hair in front of screen showing rocket.] ANNOUNCER: The asteroid is headed for Earth, but a mission has been launched to intercept it. (2) [Two people with space helmets and carrying equipment rush out of spacecraft landed on asteroid.] (3) [People connecting laptop to asteroid.] (4) [Laptop message reads >NOCLIP *ON*]

Vancouver Game Expo 🎟️Early 🐣tickets on Sale NOW @vangameexpo.ca · 6d ago

We want your game demo at VGX 2026! 👇️ Apply @ vangameexpo.ca/get-involved

Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · last wk.

Arthur and Porygon at the library
The text :
"The only data centers that should be funded are public libraries!"

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 7d ago

The return to physical media is a radical act. A book in your hand or a record on the turntable belong to a world beyond subscriptions, licenses, and corporate permission, and they can be lent, inherited, annotated, repaired, and loved. They remain when the platform fails and the servers die.

J.H. Siegal@joshuasiegal.bsky.social · last wk.

yes....YESSS.....

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 7d ago

Technology is becoming infantilization — push the button when you want, never develop the capacity to create, ask the machine to answer for you and think for you and live for you. Always be dependent on the corporate body. Subscription-enabled wire mother.

Amy of Thies @thieamy.bsky.social · last wk.

I am dumping sludge on my head for the kids at BC Children's Hospital. Every dollar to my Extra Life (until EOD) equals one cup into the bucket for tomorrows drop. Sludge me, Seymour! dd.extra-life.org/participants...

Katy Perry Slimed on Nickelodeon's Tusareve

Alt: Katy Perry Slimed on Nickelodeon's Tusareve

static.klipy.com

Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 2w ago

Launchpad xkcd.com/3291/

Comic. [Two large engines on the ground upside-down, with spacecraft pod in between.] PERSON to another person: To reduce the spacecraft’s weight, we’re mounting the engines on the launchpad and having them push the *Earth* away from the *spacecraft*.

Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️@aubryjoi.bsky.social · 2w ago

Tomato kittens 🍅 [ #cuteart #traditionalart #illustration ]

A doodle of three cute tomato-cats, one orange, one red, and one green. They’re surrounded by colorful textured doodles and stars.

Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 2w ago

The first wave of teleporter pads were installed in places lots of people were already going to. The second wave were installed where previously only a few had been able to go. The third wave came with a guarantee you'd be the only one there. They're expensive, but the silence is priceless.

Owlkids Publishing @owlkids.bsky.social · 2w ago

CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS! Owlkids Books is open for submissions from Canadian authors and illustrators! For more information, please visit our submissions portal 👇 🔗 owlkidsbooks.com/submissions Spread the word! 📚 #Book #Submissions #Publishing #KidLit

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 2w ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see two stick figures. Text above them labels one as "book smart" and one as "street smart".
In the second panel we zoom out and see the two stick figures in nature next to a tree. There is a sign pointing out of the panel that says "LIFE".
In the third panel we see the street smart stick figure take the hand of the book smart stick figure. The street smart stick figure says "Come, I will guide you".
In the fourth panel we zoom out again and see the two stick figures walking in the direction of the "LIFE" sign. The book smart street figure looks back at the tree as they are walking and says, "I know a lot of facts about that tree".

Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 2w ago

Trade xkcd.com/3290/

Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs

Roguelike Celebration @roguelike.club · 3w ago

The Roguelike Celebration Preview Event is coming soon to an internet near you! Join us on September 14th for these exciting talks explore our exciting custom-built multiplayer game/chat space, and see cool talks! Get your free ticket here: ti.to/roguelike-ce...

Roguelike Celebration: Preview Event 2026

Roguelike games have been part of gaming culture for over 30 years and they have a deep and special place in our hearts. We'd love to get to spend some time with you all learning about roguelikes and ...

ti.to

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 2w ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.

Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️@aubryjoi.bsky.social · 2w ago

My August shop update is live!! 💜 ⭐️ aubryjoi.myshopify.com ⭐️ (Shares = 🫶) [ #cuteart #artshop #illustration ]

A collection of goods by Aubry Joi celebrating and advertising their shop update. Everything is colorful and cute; there are pins, stickers, keychains, notepads, and art prints. Most feature cats!

Sheep vs Gravity @sheepvsgravity.bsky.social · 2w ago

If you often forget to add onions to your recipes, you may have a memory leek

Eric Migicovsky @ericmigi.com · 2w ago

demoscene pebble apps are one of the best parts of the pebbleverse nice work teadrinker! Full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HW... PT2 App: apps.repebble.com/8e50961fc56f...

What time is it? (Pebble Time 2 Demo)

YouTube video by teadrinker

youtube.com

Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 3w ago

"What are the peasants' demands?" the king asked. "Fair taxes, stronger rights, fewer privileges for nobles." "Bollocks! Send knights out to disperse them." "They have dragons, sire." "What?" "The dragons claim a more equal society is more stable and prosperous." "They hoard countries now?"

Sheep vs Gravity @sheepvsgravity.bsky.social · 3w ago

Curious about tariffs? Here ya’ go: thetariffcost.com

Who Pays — what the tariffs are costing Americans

$6.16 billion in tariffs collected on Canadian goods so far this year, 29 times the 2024 figure. Counted from US customs data, state by state.

thetariffcost.com

Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 3w ago

The sage on the mountain greeted the visitor. "I have been to the witch in the forest," the visitor said, "and the swordmaster in the city., and asked their advice." "Concerning what?" "How to live a good life. Now I ask you." "Be kind. Be yourself. Keep learning." "That's what they said, too."

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 3w ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".

Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 3w ago

The xkcd store has returned, with a variety of shirts, stickers, and posters! Check it out here: store.xkcd.com

The XKCD store IS BACK: store.xkcd.com. Art with common stick figure characters from xkcd.

With new designs... (includes what if? dinosaur on top of plane sticker and shirts with "no thanks I'm in the control group" and problems vs. comparable universe comic)

...and old favorites (includes shirts with compiling comic design, colors on this shirt pie chart, stand back I'm going to try science, and correlation comic)

Illustration Jobs @illustration-jobs.com · 3w ago

✨ New job: Head of Characters ✨ 🏢 Netflix (@netflix.com) 💼 Full-time 📍 Vancouver, Canada

Illustration Jobs - Head of Characters at Netflix

Full-time | Vancouver, Canada

illustration-jobs.com

Sheep vs Gravity @sheepvsgravity.bsky.social · 3w ago

A nimble wizard would be magile