me: hey do you have this movie I want to watch? Disney: no Netflix: not anymore Apple: ew no CBC Gem: yes and it’s free Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.
You and your mates go dismantle some rocks to do with a movie of a weekend, easily done, but I worry the backlash would involve at least one actual human rights violation
If Cardiff had to dismantle Ianto’s shrine then you can dismantle “Dobby’s grave” Torchwood was a hot mess of a show but as far as I know no one involved in the making of it is actively using their money to stop trans people pissing, by the way
@ariadnereviews.bsky.social My friend is catching up on your Bee reviews and just texted me this going “Ariadne is CALLING YOU OUT” and she’s right but also, ouch
I’m absolutely knackered today after slightly overdoing it yesterday given I’m still getting back to normal physically but I am cute
As always I have come out of the wrong entrance for London Bridge, I’m about a 12 minute walk from the entrance I should have used.
Angrily covering myself in suncream so it has time to dry before I get dressed and like: ugh.
Look if you want to read books with no women or hardly any women there’s heaps of them all over the place guys Not to engage in the stupid manosphere disk horse but as someone selling books to people I feel compelled to say something that contributes nothing
EXCUSE ME?
Very pleased with this pretentious photo that’s technically of Adrian Lester that I took
I cried through three tissues in act two, mum had to keep passing me new ones because I cried and snotted so much they kept disintegrating
I’m well enough to see Cyrano tonight, as my ticket to see it again was during the time I was really unwell with my meds withdrawal. It’s just as magnificent but act 2 will be a test of how my new medication handles me having some strong emotions
My current Spotify homepage thing is almost entirely a hellscape of my own making
Me: “That time we went to see Cats when I was 13 they made a lot of eye contact.” Mum: “That’s because it was leaving and I was on the phone to the box office begging and she sold me the director’s seats they normally have reserved for if he wanted to go.” Me: “…that explains much.”
Billy Nevers is fab, I met him last night at the stage door and he was lovely, he tried to sneak out but got mobbed
My GP suggested I’d have fewer panic attacks if I found religion.
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
One of the details I learned that you see in the stalls but not on the stage or in the cheap seats is that Jesus is up on the cross silhouetted against all the light, and when he dies, Sam Ryder’s head lolls and all this blood pours out of his mouth to hit the stage for longer than you expect
Mum: “…what did you say to Sam Ryder? He looked taken aback and then gave you a really lovely smile.” Me: [defensive] “Well everyone else was just asking for selfies and not telling him how incredible the show is, so I did.”
Mum dragged me to stage door where my years turning up to scream at premieres and my Clueless experiences have paid off okay so far 😂 I think Richard’s gone but I shouldn’t meet him tbh
When we were standing last week, when Sam Ryder walked past us to start act 2, the four women next to us all whispered “it’s Jesus!” excitedly and it was the funniest actual thing while also being surprisingly immersive
There’s quite a few under 10s in (luckily not near me) and this isn’t a musical I’d bring my little ones to. Also there’s no child rates and stalls seats are triple figures