And Dogtanian! One less nonce, there's one less nonce! Kiddiwinks are slightly safer One less nonce, there's one less nonce! He wrote in the paper That he was a paedophile Then did us a favour Dropping dead which made us smile Plus he hit his wife
bleary (feat. Akon)
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“I love you sons of bitches. You’re all I read anymore." Essays about old pop music over at http://off-the-records.com Watch movies with me: https://boxd.it/qeNT
Bluesky is not a "Caroline Polachek bubble". It's just one of increasingly few public spaces where fans of New Order's late career work get called out, and if that makes you uncomfortable, you need to think about that.
ChinnyVision@chinnyvision.bsky.social · 5h agoBluesky is not a "Crossroads bubble". It's just one of increasingly few public spaces where Coronation Street fans get called out, and if that makes you uncomfortable, you need to think about that.
Delightful, much better than your average panel show simply because the guests are so confused.
John86@john86l.bsky.social · 6h agoPSA: Series 2 of Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee (Aus version) starts up on BBC Three tonight at 10pm plus all going on iPlayer. It’s brilliantly silly fun. Episode 6 has one of my favourite ever telly things with an exercise/spelling round.
ME: I am going to make a post on social media. I will get a small burst of dopamine if people interact with my post. PEOPLE: [interact with my post] ME:
Congrats to everyone who got a shoutout in the Telegraph today, although I don't know where they got the idea that Bluesky is a place where people are kind to each other. This is site is not kind. This is a PvP server where you get randomly matched with an American who has misunderstood your joke.
Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 9h agoI was wondering why I’d got 19 clickthroughs from The Daily Telegraph…
Quietly walking back my “Doomsday is going to flop” prediction
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 3d ago‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ is opening with ~$875M at the global box office 🕷️ Second biggest opening weekend of all time 💰
Shocked (to discover that this didn’t happen at the Fringe, this is normal Tuesday-at-the-Fringe stuff)
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Small town terrorized by shark. Media starts giving a lot of airtime to the shark, allowing the shark to explain the logic behind its attacks. Shark becomes popular, and successfully runs for mayor on a platform of "sticking it to the woke anti-shark elite".
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
Shark sheriff tries to protect shark town from attacks by a killer human. Shark mayor refuses to close the beaches because it's shark fourth of July.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
we need a strong republican party and a bipartisan MAHA movement and common sense trans sports bans and a bailout for havana syndrome victims. we need a big tent democratic party that includes war criminals and the lady at the the wellness store trying to get your mom off chemo
Genuinely tragic that streaming has killed the DVD market, and therefore killed the kind of movie that would have found its audience on DVD. I've just watched Roofman, which is *exactly* that kind of movie. If you picked it up in a 3 for €10 sale at HMV, you'd have been very happy.
Rod Liddle was very much like Marmite, in that you wouldn’t want him on your television screen, radio, or newspaper.
Emperor Palpatine he's the guy who ran away and left the dark side for a youngling
Ned Hartley@nedhartley.com · 2d agoSad to hear of the death of Emperor Palpatine. He was larger-than-life, always outspoken and secretly very kind in private.
Very sad to hear about the death of Rod Liddle. I'd forgotten he was alive until now.
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
Currently watching the original Avatar animated series, interspersed with video essays dumping on the Avatar live-action series.
Season 2 of Avatar is everything wrong with Netflix
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
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never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Without downloading new pictures, what is it like dating you?
Forever Louise Brooks@foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 3d agoWithout downloading new pictures, what is it like dating you?
My friend told me he was interviewing a young man for a job, and because it was an interview, instead of saying innit, the guy ended every sentence with isn't it
Dance sequence at the end of this video is mesmerizing
GENER8ION - STORM starring Yung Lean
YouTube video by GENER8ION
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Ulysses 31 is finally getting a BluRay release sometime this year. Meanwhile, there was a fan-led restoration project a few years ago that looks bloody gorgeous.
Ulysses 31 Complete Restored Series
Ulysses 31 (宇宙伝説ユリシーズ31, Uchū Densetsu Yurishīzu Sātīwan, lit. Space Legend Ulysses 31) (French: Ulysse 31) is an anime series (1981) that updates the Greek mythology of Odysseus (known as Ulixes or U...
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bleary (feat. Akon)@bleary.off-the-records.com · last wk.Seeing Nolan’s Odyssey has inspired me to return to the original text* (*I’m watching Ulysses 31 on YouTube)
Had a strong dislike for Tori Amos in the 90s for reasons I forget now. Gave a proper listen to Little Earthquakes recently, discovered I had been 100% wrong.
Dave Moore@otherdavemoore.com · 4d agoHot takes are annoying, tell me a strong opinion you had about music at some point in your life that changed
AI will democratise art, giving us new voices and new visions.
Is there a working Blockenheimer alternative? Original one seems to be defunct.