Seeing a Cybertruck drive by is kinda uplifting because you get to know, at least for that little moment, You're not the dumbest person alive. They're taking all the stupid with them.

Getting emotional and crying a little bit about a character in this book talking about her bottom dysphoria For No Discernable Reason. We're Totally Fine Right Now. Definitely. For Sure. Scientists May Never Know The Cause.

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

One of my favorite bits to do is to just launch into a detective style rant about all the little details I pick up because I'm incapable of tuning out information UNFORTUNATELY, No one is ever willing to enter the bit with me and start Watsoning my Holmes... The Great Dogtective rides alone...

Having OCD while you're high is such a genuine nightmare combo. Tonight I accidentally created "Throblin the Laughter Goblin" who was a Goblin that I had to laugh at if he appeared because he was funny, and my brain kept spamming me with him. It took two hours to stop laughing.

Mental Illness will have you in a room full of nice friendly people and thinking that if you make yourself visible they'll get mad at you for it. Standing in a room of friends and feeling more alone than you've ever felt because you can't trust them enough to let yourself exist. YOU GOTTA OPEN UP!

The month has arrived, So shall my name be changed WELCOME TO DOGGY MONTH

We need more men named Fox. We gotta bring back Fox as a name.

Y'know what kinda drives me fucking insane? Phone Manufacturers will be like "There's no room for an SD Slot" (There is but shhh), "There's no room for a Headphone Jack", Blah Blah Blah THEN ADD FUCKING ROOM. MAKE THE FUCKING PHONE THICKER. STOP MAKING THEM AS THIN AS PAPER.

First bite of meat on an anemic morning makes me feel like world peace is attainable

I was just really really sick and tired of how easy it was to get dressed every morning.

hole friend@hole-friend.bsky.social · last wk.

why did you transition? wrong answers only. dick too small

I heard this in an LTT video, and I thought instantly that it was maybe the most real shit I've ever heard about AI : "AI is just the Revenge of the Ideas Guy. They paid people to make tools specifically for ideas guys, That's all it is." Like no fucking wonder it appeals to talentless CEOs.

Indie Book Spotlight@bookspotlight.bsky.social · last wk.

LMFAO

It should be illegal to use Don't Forget in the background of youtube videos, That shit makes me cry if I think about it you can't do that

When I get hiccups I get them for like 2 straight days. I have them, I suck in as much air as I can and then hold my breath and they go away for a little bit, they come back, repeat. I hate hiccups so much.

Just got woken up by roof work we had no idea was happening, I straight up thought I was having the worst hallucination I've ever had until Roxy started asking what was happening. It was kinda legitimately horrifying!

#1 Ultimate Media Pet Peeve : MOTHERFUCKER YOU TOOK A BITE THE SIZE OF A NIBBLE AND THEN PRETENDED IT WAS YUMMY. BITCH YOU JUST LEFT A COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED MEAL ON YOUR PLATE WHEN YOU RAN OUTTA THERE. YOU PEOPLE. AREN'T FUCKING EATING YOUR FOOD. AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF IT.

The closer I get to being able to legally change my name the closer I get to having to pick a name. Like I should just pick Claire and be fine with it, but like. Ugh.

Some hardcore grub content

There's only so much boredom I can take before I feel the deep instinctual urge to animorph into a dog and start running around barking at people

It's genuinely the most tone deaf shit I've ever seen to watch them try and fear monger DSA Talking Points and have them just list off a bunch of things literally every person with any sense wants.

gamera obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social · 2w ago

Texas Republicans doing recruitment for us.

Girl I am crying so much right now

Sin that must be eternally punished is a culturally Christian idea that you can and should reject. If someone admits wrongdoing and changes their behavior, that's the desired outcome. You don't continue to punish because you then signal there's no point to contrition at all, you're damned either way

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

The more I live here the more I realize how unkind I am towards myself and the more I realize that I have been holding back a fucking dam's worth of Dysphoria that I just wasn't in the position to deal with and instead of directly acknowledging it I just turned it into a deep sense of self loathing.

Happy Birthday to my most iconic fursona Baphy!!! I don't really use my fursona's anymore unfortunately, But! I try to keep track of this one since she's got a special place in my heart. She is a mere 5 years old. (Art drawn by and featuring @duskdragonxiii.beyondtheend.gay)

I gotta do so much stuff before bed and I'm so eepy oooooo

The worst fucking part of this whole "Be careful about the veggies, They might make you shit yourself" thing going on is that I LIKE VEGGIES IN MY FOOD. I WANNA EAT VEGGIES RIGHT NOW, AND I CAN'T, BECAUSE I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING IF THEY'LL MAKE ME SHIT MYSELF FOR A MONTH. FUCK CORPORATE LOBBYING.

Too many people draw clothing like it's part of the skin of the character rather than it being *clothing* and it bugs me endlessly. I'm sure this post will not resonate with most people because i'm not good at verbalizing what I mean, But some of you will get it.

Smallville the kinda show that makes you hate straight people.

I started watching Smallville, and I knew it'd be bad, But I never in my imagination could have foreseen it being this good. Genuine cinematic acting on the level of Citizen Kane. Unmatched before or since. This is the kind of dialogue they teach people in schools.