One Battle After Your Mother
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Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there. formerly of the other place. once: seen at Amazin’ Avenue, Deadspin, AV Club, Class Action Park. now: will talk about the Ed Grimley cartoon for likes
really didn’t expect NASA’s official line on this to be “fuck the moon, it’s run through”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7h agoNASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
after you get an ultrasound you shouldn’t have to clean yourself off, the doctor should give you the option of skating back to the waiting room on your stomach, slip n slide style
"zohran needs to learn to massage the feelings of the famously humble & open to suggestion rich ruling class of new york if he truly wishes to call himself the people's mayor and a representative ot all constituents" is the kind of pulsating giant brain take you can only get on bluesky dot com
Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
so you say you won? *chuckles* oh you may have earned more votes than your opponent, but by an insufficient margin! from the wrong voters! in a primary race I have deemed not a bellwether! you fool, what you’ve done is fall into The Pundit’s Labyrinth and to escape you must denounce trans athletes!
Guy who learned about Michigan geography from Journey: It will all come down to precincts in South Detroit.
This is what happens when a Walgreens unlocks the shampoo
Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · 19h agoThe closed Walgreens looking pleasingly Backroomsy
i hadn’t heard the Haley Stevens voice thing til like yesterday and I wasn’t prepared for how much it sounded like a Maria Bamford character
this is the literacy crisis, what the hell kinds of puns are they teaching our children
i'm starting to think people might be sick of democrats who view voters' will as a kind of cute larp unrelated to whatever they, the real protagonists of reality, do in the district
makes it seem like he’s in a zoo enclosure, with a vending machine where visitors can buy polls to feed him
Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 19h agoIt is cracking me up that NBC News has a “Kornacki Cam”
You can look at this and think it’s a funny little aside, but I think this is a perfect encapsulation of how fundamentally the Democratic electorate has changed.
I’d say this election is just about all Sayed and done
Old Looney Tunes with YouTube thumbnails like Yosemite Sam TOTAL MELTDOWN over Varmint
puts on her little porkpie hat, says DAAWWWW PICKLES, kicks a can, goes back to the Newsie life
VoteHub@votehub.com · 20h agoMichigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)
