careful, the green bananas from Mamdani’s communist grocery store will turn you gay
CJ
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5x290 lbs deadlifts baby! Next week I'll go for 300. Also, check out my home made concrete weights. The white ones I made this year, the black were many years ago.
trying to be intentionally, comfortably slow today going out later should be nice
"Metal bands are all so scary" The metal band:
Googleの検索結果のAIまとめ、体感50パーセントが間違ってるし合ってそうでもよく見ると細かいところがおかしいので、90%くらい間違っとるのでは 読むのが悪い と言われそうですが、害悪では？という話。
#nospoilers please! caught wind of people freaking out about a certain show with certain mythical creatures, and i don't want anything spoiled so gonna mostly stay off here until tomorrow evening when i can watch. ✌🏻
Who is forcing you to play games, Emily? 🪿Who is forcing you to play games? 💢🪿💨 Seriously, though. Grow up. Briefly cooperate with your fellow humans who are enjoying themselves when you need to, but no one is preventing you from saying, “No thanks, I'd rather keep talking with you!” Miserable cow.
I have strayed entirely too far from the warmth and light of a loving God
Oh interesting. Never seen this before (outside my city office)
in the last 15 minutes, i have: • smashed my finger (across the nailbed; no break but might bruise) • stubbed my toe pretty hard • bumped into a rather robust doorknob, against my side/back … maybe i should stop moving for a bit.
today's been a lot i almost posted about it a few times, but couldn't find the words it's slowing down a bit, though (🤞🏻)
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名詞(N5程度)【授業(じゅぎょう)】[1](中文: 授課、教課) 例: カーギー犬「紅豆泥」は授業中いつも寝ています。(中文: 柯基「紅豆泥」上課時總是在睡覺。) 犬(けん) 中(ちゅう) 寝る(ねる) #學日語 [日記]
hey instead of posting spoilers on main you could always type what you want to say into your notes app, screenshot it, and post the pic using the adult content label and saying clearly "this is a spoiler" so that people can decide for themselves if they want to see it? not all that much extra effort
以前、趣味のイベントで会った相互フォローのお友達と行ったタイ料理のお店で、お店の方(タイ人のオーナー)が気にかけてくれて「お友達？」と聞いてきて「そうです！」「学校？会社？」「ではないですね…」「なんの友達？くいしんぼうの友達？」と聞かれたのが最高すぎて、そのお友達との我々グループの自称が「くいしんぼうの友達」になった。
my body is so goofy. i'm “fine,” but it's doing some of the weird things it does, like being feverish after the 24 hours post-procedure. just to make me worry a little. sometimes this thing can't handle *shit*. 😑
what the hell is going on today? way too many folks coming at me with wild opportunities and requests for guidance. i'm still trying to recover from yesterday's anesthesia. 🥴
okay, tired enough to try to sleep again. had already been hydrating, but my hunger started to return and i needed a little something to eat. 🫢 please enjoy my reposts and such. ☺️
