sex is when someone insists on treating you like a dog till you forget how to walk on two legs and speak

I like having 2 partners because i have 2 eyes and that means i can farm dopamine by looking at two people at once thank you for coming to my ted talk

dogtober day 17: movie night

my roommate went through 12 rolls of toilet paper in less than two weeks and i just fucking cannot understand this

the alarming regularity of swallowing saliva wrong and choking among humans should be a reminder the dinosaurs died and so can we

Kinktober Doodle | Plushsuit While not quite a real plush, Pup's sure being passed around and used like one~ luckily they're more durable than the suit is ;3

275. stairs

picture that lives rent free in my mind

And on the seventh day the lord rested, for it was good And on 8/8 he woke to the clattering of metal on metal. He gazed upon his creations and averted his eyes with tears, for what the fox had wrought was an abomination. The double bike.

reading about the original meaning of sodomy in the bible on wikipedia and just wilding apparently most biblical scholars believe it refers to a lack of hospitality and delivering unkindness upon those in need bigots dont be hypocrites even ONCE challenge level impossible

I think its time for vitamin d

Ive heard its unpleasant but tbh i wanna know what it feels like to have cum leak down my leg

Now that it's spooky month it seems like the line between hot and horror is very, very thin... #dragon #comic

Kinktober day 4: subspace Drew something simple today because I got sick D: it’s not all bad though because I’m being quite the pampered pup by my yeen

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executive dysfunction is so fucking impossible to understand i swear to god I have just been unable to open bsky for more than a minute for months, and now we're just back anyway, hi again

Oogtober 1: Pony Play

promise I'll do a nude or something once ive gotten settled into new apartment and got my shit back together titties still aint done cookin but they're better

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HOWL

Michelin star meal got cooked here

Mimiky@mimiky.bsky.social · 3w ago

Exact reason I like the idea of a false safe word, just adds a level of hot on top

Kinktober day 1: Bratting! Careful what you ask for~ like every year I’m back to attempt the Kinktober challenge >:]

always remember that fascists are cowards

Godspeed! The Coyote’s Plight