Angel Genao is the first player in Cleveland franchise history with 4 hits in his MLB debut. Unreal.
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i told my mom about this and she was like "Good!!" guys harry potter hatred is mainstream now, my mom doesn't even have social media
Sima 🪭@simashanzi.com · 5d ago"Just finished up the hot dog race here at the baseball field, they had some parry potter action and got booed off the field! I'm shocked!!" Yes even randos at baseball games hate jk rowling and her stupid crusade against people who wanna live
the government is trying to cover up moe, don't let them get away with it!!!!
InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · last wk.WHISTLEBLOWER TELLS ALL: Tim learns the history and culture of Japan is bigger than ANYONE realizes.
"Just finished up the hot dog race here at the baseball field, they had some parry potter action and got booed off the field! I'm shocked!!" Yes even randos at baseball games hate jk rowling and her stupid crusade against people who wanna live
im the insane person at the baseball game that will overhear your jokes and laugh at them and answer every baseball question you ask your friends under my breath
Looking more into this, I didn't realize the seats the company pays for includes no usage... If i max out my usage every weekday for a year thats about $52k a year, and I'm not even on the premium plan. LMFAO WHY DO THEY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA THERE ARE 1000+ OF US
Sima 🪭@simashanzi.com · 6d agodoing what I've been told i must do at work and using claude... god this shit is stupid. anyway im probably costing us $200 a day with hitting the token limit twice a day. what is it doing? reading code and fixing its own mistakes and not touching anything i ever plan to actually use. yay waste
doing what I've been told i must do at work and using claude... god this shit is stupid. anyway im probably costing us $200 a day with hitting the token limit twice a day. what is it doing? reading code and fixing its own mistakes and not touching anything i ever plan to actually use. yay waste
I'm turning [redacted] soon. in lieu of gifts please send me your life force so i may stay young... i already never like the birthday time of the year but this number is the worst one yet 🤢
our indie game: - hand drawn by Celeste's pixel artist - music by Disasterpeace - made on our own game engine - a slow-burning horror RPG - meet (or date) 10+ charming characters - fast-paced combat - customize your playstyle with crafted items and combat abilities
my gender confusion is less about how i feel and more about how people just straight up like me more the more femme i present. so my brain goes "people like that so i should just be it" which does not sound healthy 😭
i always make the joke from arrested development "vodka goes bad after you open it so you have to drink the whole bottle" and nobody understands me 😭😭
#guudart by @ok-kabi.bsky.social . Fang as Wally, the most important character in Twin Peaks outside of James.
forced to use claude at work and watching it constantly say "i changed my mind about this suggestion because it's fucking wrong and im a dolt" think of all the halucinations it *isn't* catching.
thinking about how for years i suggested the baseball stadium for a well priced work outing for a group of really any size and got ignored and then they did an outing there with like 100 people and I wasn't invited
okay also my goodness are these things expensive to attend. i saw the $500 flight and gave up cause i don't even wanna guess hotel + ticket + food + merch on top of that 😭
Sima 🪭@simashanzi.com · 2w agooffkai looks like a neat time but I can't attend anything like that until i manage to shed my earthly form
Spectrum Internet over the last week: "Hello we've upgraded your speeds at no cost to you! Also, here's your bill that's $10 more for unrelated reasons." The fix? "Upgrade to our premier plan! It's 100 Mpbs faster and it's $15 cheaper per month" I don't even know where to start
accidentally gave myself anime girl hair vents when i was fixing my hair in the bathroom. not really sure what to do with this information but my crippling loneliness requires me to share it
offkai looks like a neat time but I can't attend anything like that until i manage to shed my earthly form
AI usage is an official goal within my team at work now... I'm tired. tired of execs who only follow hype, tired of coworkers who privately say they dislike ai but publicly support it, tired of the needless chase for productivity increases because number go up
a very efficient personality test for any person online is whether or not you are able to handle contributing to a running gag in the replies of something without trying to one-up it. if everyone is repeating “How Perfectly Good” are u the one who’s gonna try making “How Goodly Perfect” happen