Alex
@siouxdenimes.bsky.social
Tel: +1 (248) 434-5508 I'm the idiot some village is missing. Codes? Where we're going, we don't need... codes. These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Ruin a film or TV show title by adding "the". The Dead Like Me
55000 Disco Records, a dancefloor banger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkNS...
I’m at my local tonight. There’s a Hallowe’en party. The DJ is honestly playing Zombie. Fucking hell.
Morgan le Fay@barugan.bsky.social · 2w ago
Reminder - for NINE POUNDS you can come and see us, Hacker T Dog, the Cuban Boys, the Pound Shop Boys and *more* at @thegraystonunity.bsky.social on 19th December. No tiers, you can "ask us anything" for £0.00 and get a picture for that price too. link.dice.fm/j39a9c69421e
The Grayston Unity Christmas Party Tickets | 19 Dec | The Grayston Unity, Halifax | DICE
The Grayston Unity presents our annual Christmas Party with your host, Tv's own Hacker T Dog! Spray are a weird synthpop duo by Jenny Mclaren and Ricardo Au...
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Daniel McElroy@danielmcelroy0.bsky.social · 3w agoAmol Rajan’s membership tiers…that is scandalous.
Callipygian, zaftig, and rubenesque. I’m in heaven. Both for the concept and for the vocabulary.
Bison Sexhorn: Freelance Milkman@brainmage.bsky.social · 2w agoFINALLY the government is doing something to combat the scourge that had been plaguing this country for decades: Callipygian women trying to hatch a man's face like an egg with their lovely buttocks.
A history lesson you can dance to. New music from me coming next year. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkNS...
Ricardo Autobahn - 55000 Disco Records
YouTube video by SPRAY
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To counteract this we are going to rush-release a happy hardcore helium version of The Millennium Prayer and rerun the 1999 Xmas Chart Battle.
Angry People in Local Newspapers@apiln.bsky.social · 3w agoWe hate being the bearers of bad news, but that giant asteroid couldn’t come any quicker.
Johnny: Hey, Ronan, what do you say when words are not enough? Ronan: Nothing at all, Johnny, nothing at all.
This afternoon’s completely unexpected and unasked earworm is this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=kWcN... I’d apologise, but if I have to suffer then so do you.
Johnny Logan - Hold Me Now (Audio)
YouTube video by johnnyloganVEVO
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I would say a mash-up of Pet Shop Boys, Erasure and Sparks with gorgeous female vocals (St Etienne is a great shout). I did like a comment I saw online which described them as “if an evil genius cloned Stock Aitken Waterman by dark magic and animated them with bitterness and despair"
Everyone's invited to our festive party at @thegraystonunity.bsky.social. Following a chaotic cabaret of carnage in Salford in July we're doing it again in Halifax! DELUXE VIP "TAT & A LANYARD" EXPERIENCE - photo with Spray & Hacker for £0.00. Just ask (no tat or lanyard) link.dice.fm/j39a9c69421e
NEW from us! Stick it on your holiday playlists... STREAMING open.spotify.com/album/4F8gUc... VIDEO youtu.be/q7jfuhotjEA?...
🤡 New Pound Shop Boys single - streaming now! 🤡 www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7jf...
Pound Shop Boys - Killer Klowns From Outer Space (official video)
YouTube video by SPRAY
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"May I have a Scotch and soda, please?” “Certainly, sir. Is Woodford Reserve acceptable?”
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN, at @thegraystonunity.bsky.social in Halifax on the 19th December. If you missed this cabaret of carnage in Salford over the summer now's your chance! link.dice.fm/j39a9c69421e @philfletcher.bsky.social @spraypopmusic.com @thecubanboys.bsky.social @poundshopboys.bsky.social
Overheard at the restaurant: “It turns out he’s Catholic! I thought they were all Christian!” “Catholic *is* Christian, dear.”
Which gameshow presenter was always stepping away from his keyboard? BRB Monkhouse! (Yeah, it sounded better in my head.)