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found the one brooklyn cafe to work out of that has both a makeup store AND a vintage clothing store attached to it lolol (truly did not know, but absolutely no one will believe that)

i finally figured out a consistent hair routine that gave me what I wanted every single time, and then i had the nerve to redye my hair and it's ass again, it's all ass, but now it's lanky, half greasy-half-dry, bottle dye job ass

posted up in a cafe with a side room for laptop folks, this one dude is fully posted up for streaming, complete with ring light. is it 8 am in the morning, PST? yes. but I respect it just...he's right in the path of the bathroom. brother, friend, don't make me walk of shame live on twitch, man.

while making this, fully forgot portman was born in israel. can't wait for accusations* that by being born in a fucked up country & not advocating for the death of her friends & family makes someone a colonialist, genocide apologist. *usually coming from (w/ complete lack of irony) an american

WeRateSirs™@sir-rates.bsky.social · 2mo ago

which is why the evangelical right partner with the worst people in the country, and not those committed to any real stability or peace. they want the whole place to burn, and everyone there with it.