Actual tears. Rest well, Saint Dolly
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3h agoDolly Parton has died at 80
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3h agoLast night I was ranting about western toilets as I sometimes do and when I got to the part abt cleaning them this man interrupted and said “you will never have to clean a toilet I promise you that” and, well… that’s one way to shut me up complaining about toilets 😅
Mr. Miyagi's Nod and Smile
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It’s a shame when I can’t remember the proper word in Spanish bc then I find myself telling my neighbor “good morning, yea your dog left its shit in front my house” when I’d actually rather bring it up more politely 🤷🏽♀️
I love growing lettuce and I love this!
Chocolate Philosopher@itsmscoco.bsky.social · 3w agoHeyyyy ya’ll … we’re growing lettuce together! @luvrunr.bsky.social and I have put together a basic guide of everything you’ll need to grow lettuce w/ us this fall! It’s gonna be simple and Easy. You don’t need a lot of space or supplies. Save this post for continued updates!
And until they do my brain will not stop puzzling the shit out until it actually makes FULL sense
The Not Chaotic Cherub 😇@biensur-jetaime.blacksky.app · last wk.One thing about men, they gon give you the missing piece of the puzzle that makes a bunch of things that ain't add up before make perfect sense long after the fact 😭
Vanity, mobility, and because I can. I’m grateful I get to move my body and that it can do hard things. It’s a blessing.
ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ@killlthehype.blacksky.app · last wk.What's your main motivation for being in the gym? Is it vanity? Is it self-love?
I basically can’t stand every bitch I ever met w my same name so probably
Malcolm X’s Goatee ✊🏾🌱🧿 (aka Chief Skeet)@longlivethechief.bsky.social · last wk.Does your name match your personality? 🤔
Woke up and I’m not feeling it so guess who’s not working today. Now if I could just think of something I actually want to do instead of an endless list of things I don’t.
Annoyed Little Girl Pouting Face
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Whitney, girl. You were the queer auntie I didn’t know I needed it. You have no business being gone. I miss you and am so sorry they did all that to you. 😔 💔😭🕊️🌹
The Antifascist Carebear (she/her/ela)@tiacarebear.blacksky.app · last wk.This one came with a poster 🥹😭
I deactivated my bsky and ig bc I felt like my usage was starting to infringe on my real life and I prefer to focus there but screw it, let’s fire em both back up! maybe I’ll get a TikTok too 🤔
I let my dog’s nails get too long and tried to cut them this morning and made her bleed so I of course burst into tears. Then I tried to reset and sat down with a bowl of cereal and the oat milk was sour. Man f*ck this day
Grumpy Fluffy Cat
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Telling me you like to go to the gun range is fine. Telling me you own a gun is fine. Telling me you have a gun collection is a red flag and idc. I’m not laying up with John Wick.
She said “if you ain’t ever met the soft version of me, I’ve never met the safe version of you” No lies 🙂↔️
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Niggas be predatory, homo/trans phobic, incels, misogynists, and closeted republicans. Ppl brush it to the side because they’ve known them a long time. I don’t do that and I don’t let them talk about that shit around me unchecked. I’m the party pooper and the balloon popper.
Lil Reese: Hell Naw Thumbs Down
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Bagged my baddie wife and ain’t never ask her about another nigga. Just showed her what life looks like with a handsome, generous man. ☺️🥳 Now we 5 years in this thang.
Besides a fun way to bullshit, I’ve always treated this as a dating app. Especially bc I wasn’t dating any-mf-body else from New Orleans. Getting a preview of someone’s views on family, relationships, sex, money, politics, etc. via their posts and replies is so much better than swiping imo
The Thumb Thespian@bishopcognac.bsky.social · last mo.I said this a loooooooong time ago, and everyone ignored me. 🤣🤣 Aye, congratulations!! I LOVE, love. 😌😌😌
Very grateful to blacksky/bluesky. This is absolutely a dating app if you want it to be 🩵
Women about ass 🤝🏿 Men about dick "It's never enough."
skye⚡️powers@skyepowers.blacksky.app · last mo.This reminds me of when my college roommate bought me padded underwear for my bday and I actually wore them out. But then I ran into an old friend and later we started hooking up I had to run to the bathroom to take off my ass 😭😭😭
YALL GET IN HERE, WE GOT A BRAND NEW SENTENCE
skye⚡️powers@skyepowers.blacksky.app · last mo.This reminds me of when my college roommate bought me padded underwear for my bday and I actually wore them out. But then I ran into an old friend and later we started hooking up I had to run to the bathroom to take off my ass 😭😭😭
It all good you can laugh at my pain 😂 I’ve healed
My name’s not Dray@neauxladre.bsky.social · last mo.I want to scream laugh at this 😭😭😭
Relying on a slip on ass was definitely killing me too 🥲
justloach.bsky.social@justloach.bsky.social · last mo."take off my ass" is killing me
I am fucking cackling at “diving in those sofa cushions” 🤣🤣🤣 and would have!!! I ain’t get my lil booty til a few years ago and these memories are why I’ll never take it for granted!!
🌙 Orbiting Elegance 💫@adornedalchemist.blacksky.app · last mo.Ok, ok. I get it. I didn’t have a real ass til this year, it was my dream too. Roomie was just tryna help. 😭 Tbh, I’d bet money your old friend still woulda went diving into those sofa cushions if you hadn’t took your ass off BUT you were smart for not risking it.
Never heard a sound so soft and so horrifying
🌙 Orbiting Elegance 💫@adornedalchemist.blacksky.app · last mo.Not a sofa cushion!!! 😭 My laugh just echoed through the whole house! 💀
Reminds me of the one Frish Prince episode with him and Tisha Campbell stuck in the basement
skye⚡️powers@skyepowers.blacksky.app · last mo.This reminds me of when my college roommate bought me padded underwear for my bday and I actually wore them out. But then I ran into an old friend and later we started hooking up I had to run to the bathroom to take off my ass 😭😭😭