Just on this, I complained to staff who’d put a can of dog food in amongst the ‘bargain cans’ which was all the normal cans at the supermarket. My rationale was that the labelling wasn’t clear that it was dog food ( oddly). Kid just smirked.
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second fire-juggler in Roger Moore’s Octopussy Apprentice grift impinger
Polanski's ability to make himself the loser in *another party's* political crisis is quite something
Andy Burnham Accepter@jorisbinned.bsky.social · 12h agoHello I'm an idiot
Nutter’s gone mad with a knife in Covent Garden. BBC give us this: No, it isn’t him but it really could have been
The only anagram I could find for #GianniInfantino is Angina info innit
You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.
£16 worth of diced lamb got for £4 ftw. Splashed out on some bone broth stock to zhuzh things up a bit Might get three meals out of it….500g of meat there
If women wore smart glasses, they'd be banned. (soigomaa/x) Think about it. If millions of women wore smart glasses, recording men's behaviour, conversations, comments, their driving & bar chats ... can you imagine the panic? Trust me, smart glasses would be regulated before you can say 'Meta'.
Just reading about the author who’s sold over 20 million books, been banned from driving and has to give up writing ‘due to emotional strain’ because she can’t take her dog for a walk. Drive your car slower then? 🤷🏻♂️ And hire someone to take you both to your favourite spot?
Remember the numerous leper jokes when you were at school? Well…
I know folk on here will stamp on the grave of the reviewer too but this is insightful with a lovely last paragraph
Rob Palk@robpalk.bsky.social · 2d agoReminded of this Will Self review of one of Rod Liddle's books, all the more damning for being scrupulously generous and fair www.theguardian.com/books/2014/m...
The name of this playlist is hilarious 😂😂😂 the songs are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I don’t understand why anyone in the public eye doesn’t have someone else do their social media. You can easily lose everything.
Walking around a food festival in the park when @valleyguitarist.bsky.social starts giggling at this WELL SHIT ALIEN PIZZA
In case you missed it, my son Odysseas is going to be on University Challenge!!!!! Not this Monday’s episode, but the following one. August 10th. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m... I am so proud I burst. #UniversityChallenge
Aliki Chapple@commonmugwort.bsky.social · 7d agoΣε δύο εβδομάδες, η ομάδα του παιδιού μου θα παίζει στην Βρετανική τηλεόραση. 10 Αυγούστου. #UniversityChallenge
Absolute shitshow in the Guardian ( it’s a pic so don’t waste your time)
Many countries have been accused of allowing or causing the "invasion" of Ceuta. Who is really to blame? Wrong answers only I'll start
Noo-noo, the Teletubbies Housekeeper
Alt: Noo-noo, the Teletubbies Housekeeper This is Noo-Noo, the robotic housekeeper and pet from the children's show Teletubbies.It is a blue vacuum cleaner with a long, flexible hose used for tidying up.Noo-Noo does not speak but makes distinct sucking and slurping noises.
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In fact, modelling on contact and case data estimated that if schools had remained open during the final Jan-March 2021 lockdown, it would barely have brought R below 1. I've already written about that devastating wave in which 87,000 people died. 7/12 christinapagel.substack.com/p/the-uk-cov...
The UK Covid Inquiry has laid bare the avoidable horror of the second Covid wave
It is becoming ever clearer both how devastating the second wave of winter 2020/21 was, and how much of that devastation could have been avoided.
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When the only thing in your fridge that’s easy to cook is an antelope burger….
This is beautiful. Olivier Franc on soprano sax playing at Jazz à Marciac in 2009 with Wynton Marsalis’ Orchestra. Its the ‘old style’ jazz ( not bebop) in the style of Sydney Bechet. This performance is studied by sax students throughout the world Summertime www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAGj...
Wynton Marsalis Orchestra - Summertime (performed by Olivier Franc) - HQ
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Catching up with TOTP . Only just realised that I’ve always loved ‘Pure Shores’ by All Saints, not just because of the melody but because the synths are pure Gong #Hillage
Always surprised there aren’t more mass shootings in Waitrose tbh Considering the packaging , 34p might be too much
