Alan B
@gallonofalan.bsky.social
I was a zaddy when zaddy wasn't cool. (Bloke\chap)
What's on telly then MURDER TRUE CRIME MURDER REPAIRING TAT SELLING TAT MURDER ah lovely Mary Beard on BBC2
His wife said she wasn't expecting that type of filling.
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 2h agoDentist. Tried to solve premature ejaculation by mixing gum numbing gel with personal lubricant.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Dunkin’ Idaho@tragedyofthestooge.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
In case anyone thinks Father Ted isn't a documentary - the mildest, most non drinking lad amongst my teenage friends in the rural Irish town where I grew up in the 80s had his cousin visit from Dublin once. What transpired was boozing that culminated in them 'borrowing' vestments from the church ..
We've got the other 'post-rain smell' which is the smelly socks one.
They realised it's worse than the piss of the last leper in hell presumably
Jo dB@jodb.bsky.social · 3d ago“They developed tastebuds” is presumably the answer.
Fair comment
Olivia 💙 4thTransformer@olivia4t.bsky.social · 3d ago✔️ A Chinese lawmaker delivers a brutal lecture to the #UnitedStates at the #UN Security Council: "Where does a country ruled by the #Epsteïn class, while turning a blind eye to the genocïde of the Palestinïans, get the moral authority to lecture us on civil liberties⁉️"
The name of this playlist is hilarious 😂😂😂 the songs are 🔥🔥🔥🔥
My favourite Barry Cryer story is his account of Nicholas Parsons asking Ross Noble who his favourite comedian was. "Richard Pryor" Noble replied, "Genius! So sad he set himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine". Parsons, visibly upset, asked Barry later: "did you hear about Richard Briers?"
Frank Zappa's song 'Dumb All Over' summed up religion for me when I was 15 and this fucking prick quoted below is the problem illustrated.
Doug Sloane@dougsloane.eurosky.social · 4d ago"No," he said, "millions. One Jewish life, it's 10 million [Palestinians]." Challenged on the racism of his statement, he did not deny it. "Yes, I know," he replied. "But this is the truth, because God chose us [and] because of this you are jealous." www.bbc.com/news/article...
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
You know what they say, you want thiccer go wicker
Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · 5d agoIn case you haven’t seen the trailer and don’t know what I’m on about. Looks very promising
There are 8 makes of bumblebee!
Bumblebee Conservation Trust@bumblebeetrust.bsky.social · 5d agoAugust is your last chance to see all of the Big Eight bumblebees 🎱🐝 Of the UK’s 24 bumblebee species, these eight are the most common. Have you spotted any bumblebees recently? How many species have you seen? 🔎 Brush up on your bumblebee identification skills: https://ow.ly/11BQ50ZoP6O
Siobhan Fahey's sister played Eileen in the 'Come On Eileen' video, fact fans #totp
Is that a mohair sweater or an exhausted sloth? #totp
He looks like your aunt who's on 40 Silk Cut purples a day and her third divorce and is living for myself now hun #totp