Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman
walks up to u hey girl, wanna get together later and throw some shopping carts into the quarry
It's officially pumpkin season, which happens to be a special treat for our ambassador wolves this time of year! 🎃🐺 Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact
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Italy Issues Travel Ban On Italian Americans https://theonion.com/italy-issues-travel-ban-on-italian-americans/
I remember a Pittsburgh news outlet writing an article: "Oh great. A bunch of dirty, smelly, rude, sex-crazed animals are converging on Pittsburgh to get drunk, trash local establishments and assault innocent locals. But enough about the Kenny Chesney fans. In happier news, the furries are here!"
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my roommate just left and he told me he was going to go "pick up a doordash order" like?? is that not the whole point of doordash
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do you guys remember when the water pistol emoji was an actual gun?? 🔫
crushin xans onto my submarine sandwich call it a chicken parm-aceutical
Silly little GIF commission for @corejo.bsky.social & @skyvory.bsky.social c: 🗞️ #mlp #mylittlepony #oc
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walks up to u hey girl, wanna get together later and throw some shopping carts into the quarry
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
i like hamilton as much as the next person but i do think we need to stop pretending that it isn't just one song that goes for three hours, becauseeeee it is. so
maybe a hot take but 8am on a saturday is a perfectly reasonable time for people to mow the lawn in the summer. like how is that even considered rude?? the noise is never enough to bother me, and if i'm the one mowing i am absolutely not waiting til the sun is high with all this fuckin humidity
today i went hammocking in the park by my house and i tried to pick cinder up and get in with her, and she thrashed and we both fell out. there's no way people didnt see lmaooo