slonkazoid ⊗

@slonk.ing

slonker of zoids slonk.ing

me adding the columns to the database: haha! yeah! me writing the code to implement the feature: yeouch oof ouchie eugh

why don't more cities just build random floating orbs? why are we spending so much time and money on "glass towers" and "railways"? where are all the fucking orbs? #Urbanism

a random floating  orb over a public plaza

“Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set

BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the proj...

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Made like a dark, fucked up version of the realplayer logo haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

An edited version of the RealPlayer logo. Instead of being blue and saying "real", it is now red and says "fake".