Charlie!!

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22 | They/ He | Charlie | @Slothfruitiii on twt

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult

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found a fetish tumblr that's all about reblogging images of shirtless fit men and captioning them as if the guy is currently having or will have a heart attack

Cardiacreports2 hairy athletes big pumper is failing himCardiacreports2 heart attack in 1 yearCardiacreports2 meaty guy with a rare but dangerous arrhythmiaCardiacreports2

Ryan is 35, a workout addict, a workaholic and and really heavy drinker. As a result he has a huge and unhealthy heart, perched inside a shredded physique

He’s nude, in his chair when his huge body is wrecked by a massive widowmaker heart attack. With a low and guttural grunt he grabs at his chest and slumps back, dead within 30 seconds.

His partner finds him and drags him into the floor. He calls EMS and administers fast and hard chest compressions. EMS arrives and hooks his chest up to an AED and continues efforts.

Ryan is mercilessly pumped for 45 minutes before time of death is called.

UNITED HEALTHCARE CEO KILLEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! KILL THE CEOS OF ALL FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

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My job lowkey easy af I kinda just hang out for several hours and get paid for it, sad part is that I agreed to be at an event on Saturday so im gonna miss my movie night with oomfs, or at least be really late to the party