if ur against peeing in the shower im sorry but youre a christian nationalist to me

who the FUCK decided to let BC be this beautiful

no longer in alberta babeyyyy

if i get murdered i hope i die in one of the hot ways

going insane, as is my god-given right

made it to fuckass alberta bitches

bread is just a tragic story of how grain could have been turned into beer but wasn’t #lifestyle #mlm #veganbeer

cheese and onions

if a dog gets put down for hurting a child, so should pedophiles.

guys im so fucking excited about this road trip

fuck the train museum i want to go to is only open on weekends and it doesn’t line up

probably should have planned this shit last month, but fuck it, we ball (we leave in less than a week)

ehehe planning Road Trip

wamt,,, boyfriend

soup

gleep glorp

gnawing on his bicep

more homo for me >:)

tree girl!!!@kelestrian.bsky.social · 2w ago

its very funny to trans your gender, end up gay, and then still sometimes say to your friends "no homo for real tho"

pissfingers headbutting my face and being generally stinky

he wont let me absorb him😒

some people have never let one song alter their entire personality for 72 hours and it shows

lady gaga's baby's birth is the new 9/11

unbelievably hot and sexy wife alert 🚨 wee woo wee woo wee woo

shitting and farting? more likely than you think!

yeah sex is great but have u ever had someone be patient with u when you've felt overwhelmed and didn't know how to talk about your feelings?

my best friend is sooooooo perfect and sweet and kind, i just want to rip my heart out and give it to her bc i love her so much

i hope you don't just see me as a fuckable piece of meat but also a delight to have in class

it's not illegal to plant bombs when you're on your period

love it when big twucks with big birthing hips park diagonally across the handicap spot without the placard 😒

😔🙏