Pisstopher Polumbus 🕹️🐑

@smedis2.bsky.social

I made stupid videos and stupid video games. Any pronouns. MINORS DNI https://red-fire.neocities.org/ https://www.youtube.com/@SmeddyTooBestChannel I post lots of bullshit context-less video game clips of ultra obscure garbage. Baa!

a sociological phenomenon that needs to be studied is "eagerly awaiting something for years, getting said thing and then just immediately moving on with life shortly after". i was SO excited when i got word this was dumped and now i actually had to force myself to remember it existed

started watching the bakshi directed seasons of the 60s spiderman cartoon & every so often there will just be a killer shot someone managed to throw their whole pussy into despite all the production limitations

Peter Parker, doused in shadow, at the docks at night. he is leaning on his knee and looking out into the water. the docks and sky are rendered with cool tones of green, blue, and violet in watercolor

commodore 64 games will be called Here Comes Mister Penis! and they will be an extremely mid metroidvania where the health bar is an anatomically correct human skeleton that takes up half the screen and the music will be the sickest prog rock you've ever hesrd

I regret to inform you that the Kacho will be pontificating this month on a Game Center CX livestream whether or not it is time to expand the scope of retro gaming to include the PlayStation…3. And Nintendo Wii.

A screenshot of Game Center CX host Shinya Arino holding a Dual Shock 3 controller while a Nintendo Wii and fat model PlayStation 3 are in front of him, with large captions for Wii and PS3 superimposed along with Japanese text conveying shock and dismay (“What!?” “Intolerable!”)

for some reason when i was younger i thought chargin' chucks from mario world were robots and i drew what i imagined they were supposed to look like when i was like 9 or whatever lol

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