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This game fucking rules lol
Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW)@hthrflwrs.bsky.social · yesterdayThe 500 FINGER FILLET demo is OUT NOW!!! 500 STABS. 20 MINUTES TO ESCAPE. A horror roguelite about stabbing yourself in the hand 500 times to escape a deadly trap. Can you make it out with all your fingers? Or will you bleed out on the table? store.steampowered.com/app/4973880/...
The 500 FINGER FILLET demo is OUT NOW!!! 500 STABS. 20 MINUTES TO ESCAPE. A horror roguelite about stabbing yourself in the hand 500 times to escape a deadly trap. Can you make it out with all your fingers? Or will you bleed out on the table? store.steampowered.com/app/4973880/...
unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market
Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d agoK-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case
in the future instead of trying to explain la-mulana's sense of humor to people I'm just sending them this gif
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 6d ago'Electronic Arts Set to Close $55 Billion Go-Private Deal Next Week' "As of July 30, 2026, all regulatory approvals required to complete the Merger have been obtained. Electronic Arts currently expects the Merger to close on or about the close of trading on August 4, 2026."
IMPACT: that company that was offering to buy books for AI companies’ training data — and probably destroy them in the process — says it will no longer offer this service following 404 Media’s exposure of it www.404media.co/ai-company-t...
Company Offering Printed Books to Train AI Stops After 404 Media Coverage
Citing backlash, ISBNdb removed its webpages about training AI, denied ever buying, scanning, or selling a book for AI training, and said the site was a "test of market interest."
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Fuck Mario Sunshine that game sucks. Focus on the two new virtual boy games; that shit is cool as hell
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 6d agoZERO RACERS and D-HOPPER coming to Virtual Boy - Nintendo Classics on Aug 4 (previously unreleased games) A screen color customization feature will also be added on Aug 4 for Virtual Boy
News time! 🚨 On August 9th our Steam version will transform to become BIG HOPS TOGETHER. - Play the full adventure ONLINE with 8 players - Pick up and throw your friends - Tongue swing from other players - Steal items from each other's backpacks - Story and collection progress is shared
I used to listen to this guys’ mixtapes. He was making moves while not washing his ass.
Ian Miles Schlong@tedcruznipples.com · 7d agoThis is the craziest headline I've ever seen
Announcing new physical games... ⚔️ DREAD DELUSION (SW2/PS5) 🕹️ SEKTORI (SW2/PS5) 🚚 EASY DELIVERY CO. (SW1/PS5) Tested and fully on-cart. EDITIONS versions and Retail+ with free pre-order bonuses. Pre-orders liiiiive: 👉 www.lostincult.co.uk/editions
A new era of “optimize or die” is upon us and I’m here for it.
Digital Foundry@digitalfoundry.bsky.social · last wk.Leaks Point to Return of 4GB GPUs as AI Flash Memory Crisis Worsens.
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
This may be the worst way to play a videogame ever conceived
Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2w agoXBOX Insiders - "Today, we’re starting to test an ad-supported way to stream select games from your library for a limited time, available to XBOX Insiders." Players will have one hour session limits across supported devices and regions. news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/0...
Okay, I need at least 10 people to buy Exoprimal so there’s enough players for a full game. It’s ten bucks on Steam and it’s such good-bad-good fun
Happy 10-year anniversary to this banger and to the last truly interesting year of mainstream rap youtu.be/ProbPpO_8oo?...
Desiigner - Tiimmy Turner (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Desiigner LOD
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This shit has been pissing me off since I was old enough to start going to the theater on my own. I can’t see any of the relevant companies making the investment to change this but I would be so happy to be proven wrong.
Nina Metz@ninametz.bsky.social · 2w agoWhy Aren’t There More Imax 70mm Screens for ‘The Odyssey’? variety.com/2026/film/ne...
📖 Bytes of Game Ads 📺 Captain Olimar and a new form of strange life - one keeping a good eye on the tin of salmon being carried away. What a cute ad for Pikmin 2.
I’ve been holding my tongue about this, but truthfully, if I saw Jimothy irl? I would unload the clip.
I couldn’t remember the name of the guy who founded Mormonism and called him Joseph Joestar
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 pairs of codes for Citizen Sleeper + Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop) courtesy of @fellowtraveller.games. Giveaway ends July 20, 6 PM PT Currently on sale for 70%/50% off on eShop buff.ly/KwstvGP
‘Praying to the porcelain god’ is such a funny phrase because is the implication that when you’re praying normal style you’re like, in blowjob position?
I don’t know how to set my clocks so every time the power goes out I have to start a new life in a new circadian rhythm. The power went out for a while and came back? But the sun is down? It’s noon. This is life now.
What percentage of the Toy Story franchise isn’t just a bloated version of any ten minute sequence in the first Brave Little Toaster.
Maybe we should all post full-frontal nudity of ourselves to celebrate Lindsey Graham's death
I have never injected myself with gold. Only silver, in an attempt to make my skin blue. But that’s normal
I have a lot of awful things to say about Assassin’s Creed, Ubisoft, and how that company has been operating for a long time. So this doesn’t matter anyway, BUT, as a general fan of the franchise, I’m fucking pissed that they took out the “modern day” stuff and Isu throughline in the AC4 remake.
Big E looked to me as the voice of reason on our old podcast, and I expect it to be the same dynamic next week on the Voice Mail Dump Truck.
Giant Bomb@giantbomb.com · 4w agoNEXT WEEK WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL GUEST! Ettore "Big E" Ewen joins us on the DUMP TRUCK!!! Get your BIG MEATY CALLS in now at (707)EXIT-FLU!
