When the rich go to war, it’s the poor who suffer. So glad that oil companies are posting record profits and the well connected are making so much money. That will make up for all those last minute deployment extensions. Can’t wait for the military to start forcefully extending contracts..,

MS NOW@ms.now · 4h ago

Moldy showers. Food shortages. A lack of toothpaste, deodorant and soap. Military families are sounding the alarm about rapidly worsening conditions on the USS Lincoln. From Priya Sridhar:

Nothing out of the ordinary happened. Just some late night weed pulling. Flock off corpo scum! kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

All 8 of Winona's Flock cameras stolen as cities across the state continue to see theft, vandalism

Winona police are investigating after all eight of the city's Flock cameras were cut down and stolen. It's the latest city in the state to experience Flock camera theft or vandalism; cameras have been...

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Political appointees spouses and the spouses of military leadership will meet. You don’t need more meetings to figure out what’s making military family life difficult. They have been talking. Y’all just refuse to listen. And let’s be honest. You don’t give a flying rat’s ass about any of us.

Normalize being an awkward little human bean. I’d rather my representative be earnest yet awkward. These polished turds are incompetent in every way, except speaking. Maybe salesman shouldn’t be in charge? My boss is earnest, friendly, hard working, and awkward AF. Happy to work with him.

Talia "Pre-Order CALL ME KIMBERLY" Bhatt ⚢@taliabhatt.itch.io · 2d ago

The road to fascism was paved with "Reddit atheist" and "shrill feminist" and "blue hair and pronouns". The vanguard wasn't the rabid reactionaries. It was the "normals", "apoliticals", who tolerate occasional sexist comments but mock the "cringe" of well-meaning and earnest but awkward people.

Started transition at 35. I’m about to turn forty. Feeling great about this new chapter.

Hannah Who@notablyuncool.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you have transitioned later in life, please know how deeply you are needed here. Your story is the exact proof someone else needs to finally take their first step.

it's funny that this website keeps thinking that making an example of one of us will get the rest of us to simmer down and in actuality i've never been more committed to making ken jennings piss his pants and cry

Unrestrained capitalism improves art right? Fucking vulture capitalists ruin everything.

Alanna Smith@alannamode.bsky.social · 3d ago

Already noticed some AAA games from the last few years slipping in quality due to the attack on labourers by the wealthy class and uh... I think gamers need to know it's gonna keep deteriorating in small ways, not a big bang Games will still drop for a while, but they'll be quietly worse

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

Tired of using the very kind term “centrists” so I’ll be using “right wing liberals” from here on out.

Do magnets he says…

BHoswell [Money doesn't change men. It unmasks them.]@benhoswell.bsky.social · 6d ago

Magnets! Magnets for everyone. 🫪🥴🤷

Had a fun time wandering MIA today. Recovery from surgery is going well. I’m still in a good amount of pain, but I no longer need painkillers as it fades a bit more daily. My friends keep telling me to rest. But hey, three weeks is enough recovery time from bottom surgery, right?

The city of Los Angeles should appoint a council member each month to be in charge of making sure Donald Trump’s star is brutally defaced.

Hi me!

Ellis Rosen@ellisjrosen.bsky.social · last wk.

Shameful.

Love this floof. I was doing a few vocal exercises for fun and cracked my voice a little hard. He opens his eyes and stares me down for daring to interrupt his 8th nap of the day. Clark was utterly terrified of my doing monster noises. Engaging my vocal cords on the intake is apparently scary.

They say that admitting you are obsessed with Jimothy, the raccoon with Shortened Spine Syndrome, is the 1st step to recovery...

We have a disappointing but inevitable update regarding the InfoWars Elf.

Voted NO on the $1 trillion Pentagon budget. We have a moral responsibility to stop writing blank checks for endless wars and invest in our communities. My statement with @pocan.house.gov. 🧵

It’s funny. Transition taught me the importance of updating documents. I know where every scrap of paper is. I have backup copies in multiple locations, physical and digital. Jury rigging an off site cold storage is a really neat project folks. I think I might have become a bit of a prepper too.

Late Night with Seth Meyers@latenightseth.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trump lashes out at Canada but gives China a pass after claiming they meddled in the 2020 election. Seth takes #ACloserLook youtu.be/cdzkueySQYw?...

Had a GF over to watch some TV and pet my Void. I have learned some things today. Clark (Void) loves sitting between us getting attention. The GF is quite good at kissing The new config will totally work once healed. I should not allow the reactor to fire up until cleared by the doc.

No election thievery! No military merger with apartheid states! No more money for thugs dropping bombs on school children!

Minnesota 50501@mn50501.bsky.social · 2w ago

Make a call NOW they are rumored to vote in 30 min!! This is not a drill!! Call and share if you can this would be so fucking bad. URGENT! Call your House representative NOW and demand they vote NO on the NDAA. Dial (202) 224-3121 and give the operator your ZIP code or state to be connected.

The fed is funding their war, their lies, their grift, their greed, with my healthcare. I really hate paying a tax, then being told that my entire state is cut off from the benefit. that tax is supposed to fund our social safety net. It’s distinctly un-American.

Governor Tim Walz@governorwalz.mn.gov · 2w ago

This isn’t about fraud - it’s about cutting your healthcare so that Trump can afford the tax cuts he gave to billionaires. They’re cutting more money in healthcare than they’ve prosecuted for fraud. The math doesn’t add up. www.cbsnews.com/news/medicai...

“The House will come to order—oops, hold on, one minute,” said the Louisiana Republican

Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts

WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tue...

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Well then. Trumporrhea it is.

The Mouthy Renegade Writer@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 2w ago

I will be calling it that from now on.😅

Trolls never skip leg day moving the goal posts so often. And they must be great at hydration with all those tears.

God@thegodshow.com · 2w ago

omfg i'm ded

🌈Maly🌙@malytwotails.com · 2w ago

Incredible work

Trump again photo bombed the celebration. Infantino tried to remove him but he refused. What an utter disgrace. America, fuck you for all this. I know most of you hate him, but you fucking own him. This asshole is 100% American owned. Congratulations to #Spain but this picture is forever tainted.

I'm gonna tell every guy I meet to go to that town.